SwumpThang

@PonzuEnjoyer oh fuck oh shit uh uh what do I do???

Hey i'll be back in an hour or so, can someone watch my glass of chocolate milk? Thanks

@unusual_whales wow, only $628,000,000 off of <$10 entry. What a bad deal.

Ouch.

Last tweet for a while now on FTX. Personal post-mortem of how I dealt with the event as an investor. Not sure who wants to read this lol, but hopefully helpful.

9/ I'm not going to name them as my intention is not to blame anyone - some of them were lied to, financially ruined and completely betrayed. In investing, you learn that all mistakes you make are your own.

@ho_group @mikealfred Its not FDIC insured.

@mikealfred The irony is over 90 percent of cryptos have zero intrinsic value and are backed by nothing but trust. How is this different from fiat?

What do you think happens next?

@degenpoet I disagree with you.

HACKER IDENTIFIED AS EX-FTX DEVELOPER SAMUEL HYDE, MOTIVES ARE UNKNOWN BUT ACTIONS ARE LIKELY DUE TO A FALLOUT WITH TOP LEADERSHIP EARLIER THIS YEAR

@PonzuEnjoyer Do you think he likes the paper work?

@SwumpThang you dont think he likes me?

Wonder if the fed who is assigned to monitor me secretly cheers for me when things get exciting in my life.

Liquidated long on FTTUSD: Sell 480,000 @ 3.3 💯💯💯💯

@sayinshallah You are getting warmer.

@BuckyDroid chrome.google.com/webstore/detai…

There are now ads after every two to three tweets on my home feed. :/

“im never touching crypto ag-” shut ur whore mouth and keep buying these coins, pussy

"The only way we can defeat him is if we all work together!"

My new laptop was delayed 😠

@notsoeasymoney just buy another one.

Lesson learned, dont list while multi tasking My accountant will be happy with the tax loss harvesting early this year To everyone throwing shots, get em off, have your fun I can weather a 100 sol loss && will happily buy another for those that keep firing hate, suck my dick

@JaakoNFA I heard that Jaako is insolvent. remove your funds promptly.

This is bad This is bad bad bad I hope you’re doing okay. Life is more than money

@nutemperor New Temple Run looks great