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Swuo@Swuo1·
@Dammi_Esq 2m for ur child? Haba That's too small na... Does he tink you r pregnant with a fowl? The man should do better jor. Men should so better. Btw: are ur hands and legs paining you ni? Abi na for hand and leg u take carry the belle?
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Dammy Esquire.,
Dammy Esquire.,@Dammi_Esq·
I cried my eyes out last night. Honestly, if I had known marriage would feel like this, I might never have agreed to it. I’m currently six months pregnant with our first child, and it feels like my husband is making things even harder for me. He gave me ₦400k for baby items, but everything on my list is over ₦2 million just basic necessities. I know he’s trying his best, but the money isn’t enough, and I’m feeling overwhelmed. I genuinely don’t know where to start or what to do next. I really need sincere advice.
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Swuo@Swuo1·
@TheOnlyKemi I have said this over and over. Women a very calculative A man is only loved, respected, appreciated, tolerated even, based on how much he can provide at every point in time. Notice wen issues comes up most times, it is usually wen he is down on his luck
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Small girl 🙈 big God 💪@TheOnlyKemi·
So after I left my husband’s house, not like I left like that, after the whole issue, we separated. So I went to the village around that time, stayed small, then came back. When I came back, I wanted to get my own apartment and move out. So I contacted the agent that gave me the number. I wanted a two-bedroom apartment because I was living with my daughter, I wanted to go with my daughter. The he agent said two-bedroom apartment was ₦800k, to pay ₦600k, like you pay ₦800,000, then subsequent years you pay ₦600k. I said okay, find me a self-contain. He found one and said ₦450k to pay ₦400k, just one room, like self-con. He said that was the cheapest I could get in that area. I went to price bed, they said a 10-inch bed is ₦208k, that was the least the woman said she could go. I went to price fan too, the price was shocking as well. After pricing all those things, no be person advise me, I came back to my husband’s house with a&g£r over how things were expensive. I came back to the house and told my husband, “You see this house eeh, no be me go leave for you, na you go leave this house for me.” Now I understand why our mothers don’t leave their marriages. Now I see why women are enduring. This is why I am advising women, don’t leave your home for anybody oo. If he do you one, do am two.
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Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa·
My son came to me angry. Said his girlfriend was “trying to trap him.” I asked what he meant. He told me she was pregnant and keeping it, and he felt like he had no say. So I asked him a simple question “Were you protecting yourself?” Silence. Then he said, “She told me she was on birth control.” I nodded slowly. “And you just… trusted that?” He got defensive. “Why would she lie about something like that?” I looked at him and said, “The same reason anyone lies when they want control over an outcome.” He didn’t like that answer. But I didn’t stop there. “Let me be clear,” I said. “If she lied, that’s wrong. But you also handed over your responsibility and hoped for the best.” He went quiet. Because the truth is, accountability isn’t one-sided. You don’t get to ignore your role just because someone else made a worse decision. A child is here now. And whether he likes how it happened or not… His choices still played a part in creating that reality.
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Swuo@Swuo1·
@u_kufre20674 @Iyayiskahn @Mikeliberation Guys, if u need a deodorant not to smell, then u r not bathing well. (Notice I said Not to smell.) You may need it to smell nice but u don't necessarily need it not to smell. Bath properly at least twice focusing more on ur armpit and groin area.
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MALE Man
MALE Man@u_kufre20674·
@Iyayiskahn @Mikeliberation See, there's nothing wrong with the way he put it "you didn't smell very nice". I was once told the self same thing by a colleague. I had to explain that my Deodorants finished & I was honestly too broke to even afford them, thanked her & left. That's an unreasonable 19yr old
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De Liberty
De Liberty@Mikeliberation·
My neighbor’s daughter, who’s 19, has been struggling with body odour. A few times she came over to my place, and the smell she left behind was really strong and unpleasant. I even noticed that her younger sister seems to have the same issue. At some point, I couldn’t ignore it anymore. I started worrying that people might mock her in the future if nothing was done about it. So I gently asked her if she had ever heard of roll-on or antiperspirant. She said no—which honestly surprised me, because she’s quite modern, uses big android phone, and dresses well. I decided to help, so I gave her one of my antiperspirants and explained why it’s important to use it daily, especially since most body odour comes from her armpits. I tried to be honest and told her she didn’t smell very nice. She looked hurt, like she felt insulted, and then she left. This morning, I saw her, and she walked past me without even greeting me—which is unusual because she normally greets me politely every time we see.
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OmoLabake❤💡@ayanfenikky·
A woman once said her marriage was perfect for five years. No fights, no issues, everyone admired them. Then she got a well-paying job, nothing changed at home, except her. She started asking questions. Saying “I don’t like this.” Having opinions she never voiced before. That’s when the “problems” in the marriage began. Her husband said, “You’ve changed”, and she replied, “No. I’m just no longer the woman who was afraid to lose you.” And that’s what self-awareness and emotional growth can look like in a relationship.
EDOSE✨@iam_biglad1

Unpopular opinion about marriage that would get you in this position???

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IamAdeola@greyladyA·
@official_QV Eh! 😭😂. Things we do for love without thinking 101. A simple conversation would have helped out. Men need to do better by having conversations about hard times.
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Oge of Web3@official_QV·
One time I went to visit my ex and somehow he convinced me we should start intermittent fasting He said it was healthy. Said I was gaining weight. Even showed me videos for evidence. I believed him. I stayed 3 days. We ate just 3 times This man texted me last night and said: “I was broke then… I didn’t know how to tell you not to come.” 😭😂
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Swuo@Swuo1·
@kingwizzi_tweet @a4lasade In all this her yen yen yen, she didn't realise she had a family abi? I am genuinely happy for the guy. He dodged an entitled and ungrateful idiot
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King Resilience
King Resilience@kingwizzi_tweet·
Emergencies don’t just test love—they expose priorities and responsiveness. It wasn’t necessarily about who had more money, but who moved with urgency when your wellbeing was on the line. Your friend acted instantly, no hesitation, no conditions. Your boyfriend, despite being closer to you, delayed and only showed up when the moment had passed. That kind of experience lingers because it shifts how you see someone. In critical moments, people show you where you truly stand in their life—and once you see that clearly, it’s hard to ignore. Shalom.
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Awelewa 😍🥰❤️
Awelewa 😍🥰❤️@a4lasade·
“ I had a medical emergency last year. Hospital was asking for ₦75,000 before they would proceed. I called my boyfriend of two years first. He said he would sort it. One hour passed. Two hours. I called again “I’m working on it babe.” My friend who I hadn’t spoken to properly in months somehow heard and sent ₦60,000 immediately. No questions. Just “I saw your message, here’s what I have.” My boyfriend eventually sent ₦10,000 at 11pm with the caption “this is all I could do for now.” I was discharged before his money even arrived. We broke up two months later. Some things you cannot unsee.” @ Opeyemi
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Swuo@Swuo1·
@Beniwinn @toshine4u Rubbish. That's the lie men have lived under for years. Happy spouse, happy home
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BENIWINN
BENIWINN@Beniwinn·
@toshine4u Happy wife, happy life isn't just a rhyme it's a spiritual cheat code.
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toshine🇨🇦
toshine🇨🇦@toshine4u·
As a married man no matter how much you prayed, there are some doors that will never open unless you make your wife happy.
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Swuo@Swuo1·
@OsinachiNuel Flip it around. Most women wount even bother to bring the guy up
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Osinachi🇳🇬🇬🇧@OsinachiNuel·
So the guy that was offered this HCA role yesterday 😆He’s engaged, already proposed and everything, but not officially married yet. During his briefing, he was told that since he wasn’t married, the sponsorship would only cover him. This man didn’t just accept it quietly. He stood his ground and kept pushing for his partner to be considered too. He even showed us his proposal video, clear as day that this wasn’t just talk, he’s fully committed 🫡 What struck me was that, even though she isn’t his wife yet, he was already thinking ahead, trying to make sure she’s secure and included from the start so there are no issues later. That level of intention and responsibility? It says a lot. After he left, we discussed his case behind the scenes, and the HR handling his recruitment was genuinely impressed. Instead of putting him on a COS that wouldn’t support his partner later, she went the extra mile to secure one that gives him the option to add her in the future. Fast forward to this morning, his request was approved. He’s now been told he can include his partner later. Honestly, moments like this just remind me: men are good people. We may not always get it right, and yes, we can be a lot sometimes, but deep down, a lot of men are trying, really trying to love right, to provide, and to stand up for the people they care about.
Osinachi🇳🇬🇬🇧@OsinachiNuel

There’s something special about seeing someone’s hard work finally pay off. That quiet smile said everything, relief, gratitude, and hope for the future. Happy for this Naija babe and guy wey just land 5yrs CoS for my trust😅 She almost started laughing loudly 😅 I think the new salary band is helping.

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Swuo@Swuo1·
@a4lasade Shane on that man but You see how you described that man, that is exactly how over 90% of women are in a relationship/marriage.
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Awelewa 😍🥰❤️@a4lasade·
My cousin is going to court tomorrow to file for divorce, and honestly… I’m happy for her 😂 For years, she carried the whole marriage on her shoulders; paid the rent, handled the kids’ school fees, took care of the house and everything. Meanwhile, her husband, who’s working too, barely contributed. Sometimes, he’d even cook and finish the food before she got home from work. It was that bad. I remember telling her three years ago to leave, but she stayed after his family came to beg. Now, she’s finally done. When I asked what changed, she just said, “Don’t worry about it.” And I didn’t push. Because sometimes, the strongest decisions are the ones you make quietly.
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STUNNER
STUNNER@Cr7Godbrand·
What opinion about women do you have that makes people feel like this?
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Swuo@Swuo1·
@Dr_Pharouk Baba, u sure say ur mouth no dey smell that day?
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Dr Farouk
Dr Farouk@Dr_Pharouk·
I attended two weddings today, one at Abule Egba and one at Ikeja. At the second wedding, a beautiful young lady walked up to me and said, “Are you not Dr Farouk?” I said yes. She replied, “I see a lot of your content on IG and X and I love it. Please can you give me your account details? I want to appreciate you for being an amazing personality online.” 😩 I was very sh0cked and didn’t want to give her, but she insisted, so I did. To my surprise, she sent me 500k on the spot and said, “You can use it to buy toothpaste and toothbrushes for your fans and use the rest for yourself.” Omo, I’m still surprised and can’t believe it. No one told me that being a big influencer could be this beautiful. ❤️ In the meantime, what can 100k do for you this weekend? 🥰
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Swuo@Swuo1·
@ib_Ailen She is saying all that nonsense bcos she didn't contribute anything to the wedding. If wedding wan cancel, make e cancel
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blessing Ailen
blessing Ailen@ib_Ailen·
UPDATE ON THE DNA ISSUE So after two days of crying, family meetings,and deliberations She has agreed to do the DNA test. BUT. She added her own condition. She said if the DNA proves the baby is his the wedding is cancelled. Yes. Cancelled. Her exact words? “If you need scientific evidence to trust me before marriage, then you don’t trust me enough to be my husband.” Now tell me why everywhere has gone quiet. Introduction done. Wedding date fixed. Vendors fully booked. Deposits paid. People have bought fabric. Tailors have started sewing. Hall almost paid in full. Now everybody is staring at each other. His family that was whispering “a man must be sure” are suddenly saying, “Let’s not overreact.” Her family? They said if the result comes out positive and he still expects marriage, they will personally escort her out of it. Now the man is confused. Because what he thought would give him “peace of mind” might cost him his wife. And here’s the real gag If the DNA shows the baby is his and she walks away, some people will say she’s overreacting. If she stays, people will say she has no self-respect. If she refused the test entirely, they’d say she’s hiding something. So which one is it? Is asking for DNA before marriage wisdom? Or is agreeing to marry someone who doesn’t trust you foolishness? Because now the wedding is on pause Let’s really talk. What would YOU do if you were her? Are her reasons valid??
blessing Ailen@ib_Ailen

So someone I know is currently in serious wedding preparation. Introduction has been done. Both families have met. Wedding date fixed. Vendors paid. Aso-ebi colours chosen. Group chats active. And she’s pregnant. Everybody has been happy and moving like “God when.” Tell me why this man now woke up one evening and said he wants DNA test before the wedding can go on. Yes. Before the wedding. The baby is not even born yet. He said he just wants “peace of mind” and that it’s not personal. The girl has been crying since yesterday. She said if he doesn’t trust her, then there’s no point getting married. Her family is furious and saying it’s an insult. His family? They’re backing him quietly saying “a man has to be sure.” Now the wedding is on hold. And I’m genuinely confused. If he waits till after marriage and something happens, everybody will call him a mumu. If he asks before marriage, he’s wicked and disrespectful. So which one is it? Is this lack of trust or smart decision? Because the way some of you shout “men should always confirm quietly” but now it’s happening before marriage and everybody is angry… Let’s talk. What do you advise her to do in this situation??

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The Gal
The Gal@giveu2tictacs·
That is a wonderful story. When I was dating my husband after a few months he asked me to spend a week at his place for a trial to see if we could live together. I never left his place. I got rid of my place. We eventually got married. Our first big get together with people after we were married. He introduced himself and my ex boyfriend. Which was not far from the truth. 🤣 It confused people and it was funny.
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Nicki 🫧🪷
Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa·
My friend asked me to pretend to be his girlfriend for a family dinner because his ex was going to be there. I said yes mostly as a joke. But the moment we walked in, he held my hand like he meant it. His family loved me. His mom hugged me, his cousins teased him. And every time I laughed, he’d look at me like he forgot this was fake. When it was over, we sat in the car quiet for a minute. Then he said, “You were too good at that.” I smiled and said, “You were too.” A week later, he texted, “So… when’s our next fake date?” And somehow, we never stopped pretending.
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Legacy (Fan)
Legacy (Fan)@LegacySiu·
Guess this goalscorer Level: Hardest
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Swuo@Swuo1·
@KeruboSk Today on stories that never happend. Weldone bra
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Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk·
Anonymous confession: My friend was freaking out because she thought she might be pregnant, but she was too embarrassed to go buy pregnancy tests herself. So today I went and bought them for her, four tests. All four came back positive. I was quietly asking myself how she managed to screw up this badly. Then she sat there crying on my shoulder and asked, “How am I supposed to provide for four kids at once?” At that point, all my questions disappeared, and honestly, I’m not surprised she got pregnant.
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Swuo@Swuo1·
@TansuYegen Reasons y I love blacks all over the world. We go outside first at the first warning and then ask questions later
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Tansu Yegen
Tansu Yegen@TansuYegen·
A woman enjoying her vacation swim was confused when lifeguards yelled “Get out of the water” until she realized what was really happening 😳🌊
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Sonia@BalogunSonia4·
Who can honestly say they've had the same phone number for the last five years?
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Rate power supply in your area from 1-10. Me 2/10
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