Syd with a 'y' *

Did you say “chimpin’ out”?

@philask @uppernorthvilla English and grammar would have worked well in this post

@uppernorthvilla When you live somewhere where it just works and instead of fifteen numbers there’s just one you realise the value. Unless you’re a criminal then all the conspiracies are just that.

I have a driving licence, a passport, a bank account, a NI number and a birth certificate, and I'm also registered with the inland revenue as I'm self-employed... I do not need nor will I have Digital ID.

Smallcox

@Keir_Starmer Like a turd that won’t flush, you

My government will end the status quo that has failed working people. We will build a stronger, fairer Britain.

Let me see it spin the black in the middle

@BBCSport Thick as mince, this lad

Rio Ferdinand doesn't hold back when talking about England's so-called golden generation.

Without telling me your age. What is the first video game you played? GIFS ONLY!!!

@realmadriden Otra vez? 😭😭😭

Official announcement.

@Keir_Starmer Ooh, I love your new ‘tough’ look, ya spineless, traitorous, odious little fart

We will block far right agitators from traveling to Britain this weekend for a march designed to confront and provoke our diverse capital city. We will not allow people to come to the UK, threaten our communities and spread hate on our streets.

this you?

Yellow

@PaulButlerO8 I vaguely recall that you may have mentioned it once or twice

@Syd_77_ Did I ever tell you about the goal I scored that clinched the league title?

How did you celebrate @PaulButlerO8 ?

Overheard behind me while watching #H5N1 NAS workshop today: "You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible"

@triffic_stuff_ Who’s on first? Abbot and Costello did it first

This Chuckle Brothers skit is absolutely brilliant. So clever! 😂 Paul Watt and Barry Hoo had me in stitches. The brothers were incredibly talented and funny, masters of timing, slapstick and perfect wordplay that never got old. This classic clip is well worth a few minutes of your time. It really is great!

@richardosman It was taken off air for your shite game to be shown

Just looking at the ratings for #ThatFrame in the snooker last night, and at the point it was taken off BBC2 there were 1.4m people watching, which is the highest rated frame of the Championships so far.

@TAFKASB I shared his pain

Marcel losing his rag with Peggy

LASAGNA MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU EAT IT?!?!?!

@gwedthen2 “Chubby” flump… even funnier

@ShaunpatinoLfc @EarlBarretsMuzy @VideosIrish Hi Shaun. Though you are correct in that his profile picture is a former football player, I think we can all agree calling you a flump is pretty funny as far as insults go. Curious to hear your thoughts on this

Billy Moore fighting with Jamie carraghers brother in david Lloyd's gym in Kirkby

@benonwine “Professional hunter”? “Five elephants came out of nowhere”?? What hunter can’t spot 5 elephants hiding in the bushes? FIVE! 😭😭😭

The family of Ernie Dosio say they learned of his death in the worst possible way. Lawyers were told first. The family found out later. Dosio, 75, was killed on April 17 in Gabon after a herd of elephants charged him during a hunting expedition in dense rainforest. He had been tracking a rare antelope when the group stumbled into five female elephants with a calf. Hidden in thick vegetation, they appeared “out of nowhere” and charged. The professional hunter with him was seriously injured. Dosio, armed only with a shotgun, was left exposed. Now his son Jeff Dosio says the story has been “twisted”… while his ex-wife Rinda Butler Dosio describes confusion, conflicting reports and a family left in shock. Online, reactions have been brutal with figures like Ricky Gervais among those criticised for mocking his death. A chaotic tragedy… and a deeply divided response. In my view, You can’t spend a lifetime killing animals… then expect sympathy when it goes wrong you enter their world with a gun… and sometimes you don’t walk out.