Sydney Hernandez

it's fun how saying cute in spinach is "Linda." that's my mom's friedn

salt and vinegar vape

pretending to be asleep so the cop that arrested me has to carry me to my cell

???

@rimeldemieI @downbadcomment Some people will say "men can be victims too", but what they really want is to downplay female victims, not validate men. Those same people will say a guy’s lucky when talking about being SA’d. It’s not about validating victims, it’s about preserving mysoginist power dynamics.

cumpoota blow my head smoove off

this is a really beautiful way to talk about someone who died by suicide <3

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

they should make being alive fun

if you open the vagina

I'm hearing that the brown recluse spider drove himself across state lines to protect local businesses before biting Kyle Rittenhouse.

i don’t understand grogu and i don’t like grogu

i hate when the washing machine is on the scary part

mais fotos do meu gatinho estrela

thank u diva

l wonder if Jack Skellington thinks about fat white chicks that live in trailer parks as much as they think about him.

SHE'S SO BEAUTIFULLLLLLL OMFG