Synthetic Steve

I was always hopeful I'd live to see an apocalypse but a bit disappointed at the lack of zombies.

@WhiteHouse This administration is disgusting. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. And most (if not all) should be behind bars.

UNDEFEATED.

The first person to ever run for exercise probably had to stop and explain to everyone they came across that they weren’t being chased. #fitness

The next President is gonna have their hands full reuniting the Divided States of America

@Shop4SupeDoc Hit me up when you get in town 🍻

On the way to LA for some of our last interviews. What a ride! Currently in ATL and trying to resist leaving the airport and just staying here. Love this city.

@Shop4SupeDoc @MarvelWhatIf I have this comic!

I mean... #whatif you guys?

I entered a title sequence competition and I’d love for you to check it out: editfest.filmsupply.com/submissions/CK…

All my appliances play a musical jingle when they are done doing a task, like they had dreams of being musicians but things didn’t work out and now they wash dishes and clean laundry.

My Far Side calendar is predicting events now. This is spooky!

I’ve reached that stage in life where I’m using orthopedic insoles in my skate shoes.

I made something new 🏴‍☠️ 🍭

@JonathanMaberry If you’re still looking for a logo designer, you can see some of my past work here: stephenkrystek.com

If anyone is (or knows) someone adept at designing logos, please send me a DM (direct message).

I, for one, am really disappointed that Warner Bros. Discovery didn't choose to go with "Steve."

Just finished the latest CryptoTreater! You can see them all on @CryptoTreaters

I Just watched @ShazamMovie with my little boy. He’s never been able to watch more than five minutes of a film and he made it all the way to the end credits! He scripted a skit from @SesameStreet with “I did it! I sat through the whole movie!” 🥰 #Cinema #Autism #BestDayEver

My girlfriend loves to read books and I love to change the book titles when she’s not looking 👀

Crazy how 3 hours before work goes by in 24 minutes and an 8-hour shift takes a week and a half to get through.

So excited to dig into this book! @beeple

Kids today don’t know how good they have it….

Yesterday I walked into my local comic shop @GAppleComics and they guy behind the counter says “Hey Steve!” This is my version of ‘Cheers’ except mine is loaded with superheroes! Always amazing staff there, with great recommendations for new books. I love this place!

I leaned against the counter to fill up a glass of water, not realizing (until it was too late) that the counter was covered in water. Now I have to tell this story to everyone I run into at the office so that no one thinks I peed my pants.