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@InPostUK playing a little game here. Bringing my parcel from Leicester to Liverpool. Popping a message saying ‘it’s close’ in Huyton before deciding to inexplicably take it back to Leicester 😂

@DeadlineDayLive April fools isn’t until Wednesday 😂

🚨 Liverpool are looking to sign Senegal forward Iliman Ndiaye from their city rivals Everton. They have been monitoring his progress since the early part of the season when they knew that Mo Salah's time at the club was coming to an end. He's on a long shortlist of options to replace Salah. (Source: @TEAMtalk)

Completely ridiculous having to drive over 3 hours on a Friday for an under 12s grassroots footy match with a 10:15 Saturday kick off. What do the guys running the @jnrpremleague think they’re doing?

Couple of great saves by Jordan Pippert rounded off a great afternoon

Comedy auto highlights on the @everton site. I thought ‘juice be whole’, ‘and die’ and ‘Jessica on the game’ were instrumental in this move. Good finish by Beto

When a team brings Garnacho on you know they’ve run out of ideas

I see @RoyalMail have issues so frequently there’s a whole spam industry when a comment is made on here. Why anyone uses this delivery service is beyond me. And who gets recompense when they inevitably fail to meet targets?

@RoyalMail is an absolute mess. The app brags about delivery on foot (for green credentials) yet for some reason a (now delayed) parcel from Burnley has gone to Preston, then inexplicably to Coventry, then back to Liverpool and still awaits dispatch to Ormskirk. Would have been quicker to just drive and pick it up myself. And by today, is this even likely? Was supposed to be this morning, and stayed in as the postal worker won’t leave it safe.

@UEFAEURO Suspect he’d repeat it if he came up against Everton

When Diogo Costa saved all three penalties he faced in the shoot-out 🤯🤯

It’s alright. There will be an apology on an insta feed soon.

Yep. That’ll about do it. Cheers Baz, another stand out display of incompetent finishing.

Should be at least 2 or 3 up here. Barry not taking those chances may cost us here. His movement has been awful tonight, and physicality shocking

@Conservatives Pretty pathetic from a government organisation.

Soon.

@BBCBreaking #anassarwar this morning

Scottish Labour leader Anas Sarwar expected to call for UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer to stand down - follow live bbc.in/4bF2UFW

@zriellavanya That’s a lot of pillows

This guy doesn't need automation - he IS the automation 😂

Sick of this country and its no mark politicians constantly creating chaos, calling for resignations. Have a standard term (baring misconduct from the PM etc), allow changes made in manifesto to take effect. Stop ladder climbers like #anassarwar and others creating instability. Opposition focus on debating policy during the term, not personality.

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99.9% will fail..!! Tell me the number that is bigger than this..??

Not pancake day but up and making pancakes for breakfast. My son insisted I use an @WilliamsF1 recipe, which is pretty good to be fair. But he wants to eat them without any syrup as that’s what Sainz does 🤯

Can people stop injuring Iliman Ndiaye

Lovely tribute from Nigel Farage