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@TakeThatNurses I have to advocate for incensematch.com We use them and most of the scents they offer are fantastic.

Hot take: nobody should ever buy air freshener for the bathroom. Buy matches. The smoke neutralizes the poop smell and just goes away. You can get a box of 1000 matches for like 8 bucks, and you’re covered for years.

@JMKaay @TakeThatNurses They do. We actually use these. Most of the scents are good, there is one (Oriental Flowers) that smells like burning plastic that we just throw out. Musk and Strawberry are REALLY good. You can buy them on Amazon too. incensematch.com

@TakeThatNurses someone needs to make matches that smell like potpourri

@Pippu_Paladin I'll take a pair of those shoes and a month's supply of whatever she's on.

this is the most Himemiya Rie thing i've ever seen The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

The Taco Bell slander must come to an end. Taco Bell has been there for me so many times over the years and not once has it ever given me diarrhea. Your "Taco Bell gives you diarrhea" takes are hackneyed and dumb. Cheesy Gordita crunch is a gift from the gods

@FromN5_ I dare to put on lip gloss and BAM two days later my lower lip breaks out. Unfailingly. So frustrating!

Does your skin ever get all clear and perfect for a couple days and then suddenly decide to throw a breakout party

@AlexTrebant @3YearLetterman

@3YearLetterman It’s worth keeping in mind that besides being a goddamn fuucking idiot, Guntaard (aka Dave Freeman) eats bananas with a spoon.

Gunther Eagleman earnestly arguing with Grok about whether the 2020 election was stolen is the wholesome content I didn’t know I needed

Angel face

@ThatEricAlper Supernatural taught us about all kinds of scary shit. AND how to fight them.

Which TV show did you genuinely learn something from?

@prin_lowe @maizie_star Nahhhhhh, just batteries.

@maizie_star Did you know the same thing is true for migraines? Women don't like acknowledging that the cure for basically all of their problems is men.

it’s crazy how the “sex helps with period cramps” thing is actually true. like that sounds like a “fact” invented by men to get more pussy

@49eerfc Def Leppard came up with the word "slang," with a song about it and an album named it and everything. "Slang with me, I don't wanna get my hands dirty, slang with me, I just wanna get soaking wet," and so on.

we need a word that’s more romantic than “fucking” but less corny than “making love” and we need it NOW

@Luckymoko7 @49eerfc

@JamesTate121 As an aside, I casually used the term "death rattle" in a voicemail to my doctor's office and it triggered a rapid response. Apparently it's a real thing and not taken lightly. Here's hoping.

Hello darkness, my old friend…

@messedupfoods The one time I HOPE they used AI to make a person's face, as opposed to some poor innocent model.

@JEL1ToGo @ThatEricAlper

@ThatEricAlper 2 ingredient macaroni salad

If your hometown had to be described with food, what would be on the plate?

@ThatEricAlper An overstuff sandwich on home made Italian bread (not a hoagie or a roll, BREAD) with a handful of French fries mashed into it.

@MinnesotanFat @efiL4XneG @bankertobuilder There's an area near us that has EIGHT vape shops in a quarter mile. None have visitors.

@efiL4XneG @bankertobuilder Dude my town of 10k has 4 vape shops all in the same street. How are they all making money

Just designed the perfect strip mall that will get exactly zero visitors each day

@ThatEricAlper Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Which actor or actress played a role so perfectly that nobody else could have done it?

@Skate_Whored @radphlegm

@radphlegm Anne Sullivan couldn’t teach these ppl

Open the schools

I wish we had mashed potato shops the same way we have ice cream shops. You could go and get yourself a little cup of mashed potatoes with toppings of your choice, like Parmesan cheese, bacon bits, sour cream, or garlic.

@honeyvercetti @c1nnamonbunny In addition to the negativity, my mom would tell me ways I could have done this or that differently for a better outcome. Yes, well, when you're not involved and it's 24 hours after the fact, opinions come easy, PITA!

@c1nnamonbunny At one point I stopped telling my mom things for this exact reason. Everything turned into bad news and negativity it was draining!

I swear having a parent who is negative about everything sucks the life out of you. My dad was asking how my trip to Hershey Park was and I told him it was nice because there were no crowds or long waits. Then he’s like “Well that’s actually bad bc the whole park will close down”