BeTheBlunder

@MikeCorcoranNHL Time to turn the page on a blemish because of bad puckluck four games in a row

I don’t want to hear about soul searching. I don’t want to hear about learning from this. Or patience. I want change. This was inexcusable in every way possible.

@MikeCorcoranNHL Sustr is UFA this summer

Coburn has had a really good game tonight. Why was he scratched for the first two games again?

Bring out the mops, the Lightening are getting swept

Why is Coach Tortilla on the wrong bench?

@tblightening Lecavalry #ThunderStrikes

Why isn't Coach Copper playing Rollyson? This Vasiswisscheese kid is embarrassing.

Bring back Bobby "the chef" Tailor

The only thing Killhorn is killing is the Stainly Bowl hopes

Maybe after the Thunder Bolts get swept from this figure skating tournament, they could spend the off season learning to hockey

That Bobby Fischer kid was faking it. I saw him use the ketchup packet.

@Raymondlasky11 Sustr is the quiet before the storm

@Raymondlasky11 Sustr is going to be the biggest superstar since me, believe me

@Raymondlasky11 Fake news!

Danny has the biggest hands. That bum we sent to Vegas wishes he had hands like Dan's. I only want good hands on my team.

You're gonna see the grittiest team of intangibles on the ice next year, believe me. I made great deals that nobody ever thought of.

Fake news! Ohlund will be back bigly. No need for Dan "little hands" Girardi. He watches CNN, believe me. He won't make Tampa great again. twitter.com/EJHradek_NHL/s…

I'm a Penguins fan twitter.com/sh00tToKirill/…

Who is this Buddha guy and why is he in my net? He isn't Russian. I like Russians. I eat my salad with Russian dressing.

Erne is a winner. I love winners. That's a YUGE goal. I used to score goals, best goals you ever saw. Nobody scored like I scored.

Fake call! How sad the referee has to lie.