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NEW: Providence HC Bryan Hodgson with a LEGENDARY quote in his introductory press conference: “If you ever wanna question my recruiting abilities just look at my wife Jordan." 😂

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home. They traveled around 17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners..🐶🐾🥺❤️

Chuck Norris reading Chuck Norris facts. RIP LEGEND ⚘️

Pequeño tributo al rey… Chuck Norris gana al monopoly sin comprar propiedades Antes de irse a la primaria, Chuck Norris dejaba a sus papás en el trabajo Cuando se iba a ir a la universidad, Chuck Noris le dijo a su padre “ahora tú serás el hombre de la casa” Chuck Norris pidió una big mac en un burger king… y se la dieron El coco revisa abajo de su cama antes de dormir… para ver si no está Chuck Norris Los fantasmas se sientan alrededor de la fogata para contar historias de Chuck Norris Cuando Chuck Norris cumplió 18 años, sus padres fueron los que se mudaron Chuck Norris mató dos piedras con un pájaro Se aceptan cooperaciones

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris counted to infinity—twice. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up—he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can hear sign language. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on—he turns the dark off. The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead—it's just afraid to move. Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys. Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes. Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris doesn't play hide and seek. He plays hide and pray I don't find you. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris can speak Braille. Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Aliens are real. They're just afraid to come to Earth because Chuck Norris lives here. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with his eyes closed. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful it can be seen from space by the naked eye. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. Chuck Norris can drown a fish. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin. Chuck Norris can clap with one hand. Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris doesn't age—he levels up. Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with real cards. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube. Chuck Norris doesn't do refunds. You do. Chuck Norris can microwave popcorn by staring at it. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris doesn't vacuum. He scares the dirt away. Chuck Norris can hear sign language over the phone. Chuck Norris doesn't spell-check. Words conform to him. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris can parallel park in two moves. Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Locations report to him. Chuck Norris doesn't need sleep—he recharges by staring at the sun. Chuck Norris doesn't need food. Food needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't need a belt. Gravity submits to him. Chuck Norris can make a campfire with wet wood and attitude. Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute. Gravity is afraid to pull him down. Chuck Norris doesn't need Wi-Fi. The internet connects to him. Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube by staring at it. Chuck Norris doesn't need a map. Maps need Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen. Oxygen needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can make a mime talk. Chuck Norris can make a ghost haunt itself. Chuck Norris doesn't need a mirror. Mirrors reflect what he allows. Chuck Norris can make lightning ask for permission. Chuck Norris doesn't need a shadow. Shadows follow him. Chuck Norris doesn't need luck. Luck needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the future into the past. Chuck Norris doesn't tell jokes. Jokes tell Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. 👊🏻 RIP, Absolute Legend!

Today, we lost a legend—someone who deeply inspired me. My heart and condolences go out to his family. Rest in peace Chuck Norris. 🙏❤️

Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him. Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty. We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway. Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps. Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine. #USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis

Military experts later confirmed that Chuck Norris and Walter Payton together on the same boat was temporarily the world’s fourth-strongest navy.

Chuck Norris always had Chuck Norris jokes. Rest easy, legend.

Every night for the last 86 years, the Grim Reaper checked under his bed to make sure it was safe. Today, Chuck Norris finally came for him.

Super Sky Point to Death, which has been Chuck Norris’d. You have to respect any man so proficient at kicking motherfuckers in the face he required special jeans. St. Peter, I hope you know how to duck. #RIP

Jaylen Waddle and Patrick Surtain, teammates once again

Jaylen Waddle seems happy to be a Bronco.

Em um mundo onde você pode ser qualquer coisa, seja um número 50.

Sometimes this is exactly what the teams needs 🗣️🔥

At the start of the 2026 NFL season, there very well could be three past No. 1 overall picks starting at QB in the NFC North.

Kyler on foot injury: “When the time comes, I’ll be out there ready to go.”

Kyler Murray on if he expects to be starter: “I’m just grateful for the opportunity. I look forward to coming in and competing.”

Niners DE Bryce Huff announces retirement after six NFL seasons

DeCosta on losing Linderbaum: “We have a pretty good history of drafting centers.”