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@abierkhatib Crazy man

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂

@Tifosipazzi @FOXFOOTY Seems they did out score them by a point over 3 quarters

Are @FOXFOOTY commentators trying not to offend bomber fans by claiming Essendon won the game from quarter time. Last time I looked the doggies were leading at every quarter. As they say on the Bounce #cutthecrap #afl #afldogsdons

@danderfield Freo Suns is better

Hawthorn-Geelong is the best rivalry in the AFL, Argue with the wall.

@Snoman_here @latikambourke There’s no meaning.

@latikambourke It's real, but you have no idea who he is actually aiming it at. You need to dig a little deeper to really understand its true meaning.

I checked, it's real.

@rohan_connolly @ESPNAusNZ Pies on the slide - goneski !

No Nick Daicos, no Collingwood? Pies certainly need all top hands on deck. My analysis of last night’s Brisbane flogging for @ESPNAusNZ … espn.com.au/afl/story/_/id…

@hipstergeddon Or NZ

That was boring address by Albo. No troops to Iran.

@PressClubAust How’s the genocide you support going?

YESTERDAY: Senator the Hon Tim Ayres, Minister for Industry and Innovation and Minister for Science, Addressed the National Press Club of Australia on "Smarter, Stronger, Safer: A Future Made in Australia backed by R&D". Watch the replay on ABC iview. Fernanda Pedroso Photography

@rohan_connolly @heidimur Finally something they haven’t ruined (at least for the short term).

Credit where it’s due to Andrew Dillon and co. for listening to the fans on this one… afl.com.au/news/1486947

@rachelbaxendale Oh, you’re at The Australian!

The Victorians most adversely affected by high fuel prices don’t have access to public transport. Now their taxes will be subsidising tens of millions in free fares for those who do have the option of public transport. #springst

@lesstenny SFA for my EV

What's everyone paying for petrol now? I'm paid yesterday 2.30 for unleaded for my old Toyota ute in Brisbane, $105 dollars and it was just over a quarter of a tank before I topped it up 🤔😳

@hipstergeddon There’s a hotel ?

What’s the best Hotel to stay in Hobart ? Ideally in the CBD area. (Yes I know the CBD is one street).

@Darkdarling00 E

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this team? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@latikambourke He’s a moron

Trump just now, cites the amount of oil Japan, China and South Korea + Europe gets via Strait of Hormuz: 'We want them to come and help us with the Strait.' He says some countries are less enthusiastic and complains about the US protecting allies. He says he has always known allies would not come and help. 'They should be in here very happily helping us.' 'We strongly encourage the other nations to get involved with us and get involved quickly and with great enthusiasm.' 'The level of enthusiasm, it matters to me.' He says the operation would be 'minor'. 'Very few shots going to be taken, because they (Iran) don't have very many shots left.' 'Numerous countries have told me they're on the way. Some are very enthusiastic about it.' He said he would like to name those he says are willing but that they might be attacked but then goes on to say that they wouldn't be in danger because Iran is now a paper tiger.

@Isk137 were you not allowed to mention climate change ?

@CricketAus Great Can the ABC interview them ?

Congratulations to our Australian Men's Cricket Team on securing the NRMA Insurance Ashes series 4-1 🇦🇺 #Ashes

@Sharpe75299870 Fik off back where you came from arsehole

Anyone else tired of being a tax cow? x.com/shallowchal/st…

@rshereme It’s a dump and a shithole

When talking about Greenland, Senator Ted Cruz said: “To become an American is the greatest gift we can give anyone on planet Earth.”

@CricketAus At least he’s an adult, unlike Greenberg the absolute man- baby.

15 years to the day. #Ashes

@CricketAus Pathetic behaviour re the ABC today. Grow up Todd.

@CricketAus Great way to honour Warnie’s memory - a no spin pitch.

A bonkers day of Test cricket 🤯 See you tomorrow on Day 2 ✌️