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@idropFbombs Girls be like that

It's crazy when one of your best friends you've known since you were kids, 25 years, makes plans to visit your state (she has to drive through here to go back home from vacation in florida) and tells you she will keep you updated the exact day so we can meet up (2 weeks ago now), and has ghosted ever since. This morning I see her Florida photo dump on IG and she's back home. This is why I don't have friends because even your best ones will treat you like you don't matter or even exist.

@Threadscenes Cream pies

What exactly do you think he could be looking for? I know it’s not love

@FWPlayboy Ironically, it’s usually the ones you don’t want back

Girls will PURPOSELY leave items behind to have a REASON to contact/see you again. “Hey this is Jenni from Wednesday night, have you seen a multi-colored scarf?”

@kthe185 Keep them and provide a safe and warm home.

Women who eat men's ass need to be in a maximum security prison

@Parodyjeffx fucked with the little F

I often wonder what future historians will call this time in US history.

@kaitduffy Be careful what you wish for

First date idea: I shove my tiddies in your face and you eventually catch feelings

@MrDiamondBags Gota roll em all the way down

Why are condoms so baggy

@Dexerto Campaigned by ugly fat women, can't have their whipped husbands getting any ideas..

New broadcasting guidelines for women's athletics have been released to crack down on camera angles and slow-motion replays that ‘sexualize’ athletes The guidelines highlight shots broadcasters are urged to avoid

@InfragilisTee As long as theirs eye contact.

@Bartko_Actual @SaltyGuy117 @FWPlayboy I was visiting with a group, A-. I pulled a gal back to hotel (separate one) the same night but that fizzled out. Can't speak for local women but the ones that visit are there for a good time...

@TDevouex71343 @SaltyGuy117 @FWPlayboy I was seriously thinking about moving to Austin soon. How is it? What grade would you give it? Thanks bro!

Your ENVIRONMENT matters. Master the basics and still not getting the results you want? You may have to physically MOVE to a better city.

@SaltyGuy117 @FWPlayboy Maybe the turbo lib culture in New England has something to do with it. The woke culture preaches to is followers to hate men. I hooked up with a gal 30 min after meeting in a broom closet in Austin.

I advise moving. Geography Matters. When I moved out of New England for work assignment in the DFW area of Texas, it was like I had been living on another planet. Same dating app, same profile pics. Zero matches to 10 matches in a week. It was a struggle to get “a” date with a 4 for 2 years to multiple dates every weekend with 6-8s. Women were far more normal and genuine about dating. Again I didn’t change my appearance, my lifestyle, clothes, personality and I was treated immensely different by women. So yes you should seek to improve yourself, I eventually did more but sometimes it is just the women in your area It’s essentially Passport Bro ing within the continental US

@memechaotic No fly list

@Bowtiedplayer Missed it by a few years, 1999-2019 was the recent era. Tick tok ruined it.

I still have no idea what exactly "hookup culture" is Can't tell if it's a full on swingers party, or if it's a boyfriend and girlfriend, unmarried, and intimate after dating for a while It sounds fun though. How can I sign up for hookup culture? Is there a sign-up sheet?

@Rich_Cooper Made that mistake to go along with that with my ex wife in my 20s, never again. Those "earned" Bjs with trash as well.

Again, marriage is a humiliation ritual for most men.

@privateeyeruss I’ve interacted with a few that targeted the wrong guy!

If a woman cannot give you a throat hug that makes you want to divulge State Secrets walk away from her. LOL

@MurrayHillGuy1 Accent??

My friend has been traveling Europe for the last month. He discovered the most broken Tinder/Hinge strategy I’ve ever seen. He’s ONLY matches with American girls on vacation whose bio says: “Looking for a long-term relationship.” They think he lives in Europe. Dude has been going on a different date every other night and basically has pulled every single one of them on first date. Cheat code?

@CaudilloNuclear Most of us have heard be phrase a few times dating: “you’ll have to wait, but it will be worth it”. NEXT!

If a woman makes a guy wait for sex she is filtering for betas. If she wants attractive hot guys, she’s gotta put out right away. No man with options is waiting. Demz da rulez

@IfindRetards Wood

This Greta Thunberg's sister. She just released an album she describes as 'pro-queer and anti-macho' in other words, she's retarded.

@kamisokk I bought one like it. Garbage

IKEAも震えるだろこれ。 中国の「骨なしソファ」が箱詰め発送でコスト爆下げ🛋️