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You'll have to use za warudo just to stop the feeling

At least I taught Democrats a lesson about supporting Israel too much by voting for Trump

you have to

While I'm discouraged that my fellow citizens elected a criminal as their president, I'm proud that I downplayed his criminality enough to maintain my status as a neutral reporter.

I could really use another CRJ concert at the Norva right now

I would not be at all surprised if the polling data says that Trump's gains were entirely the result of white male Dems switching sides. It would be the most predictable statistic of the century.

When Kamala became the nominee, my gut told me she couldn't win because of who this country is. There are millions of Americans who would vote for the rotting corpse of Saddam Hussein rather than vote for any black woman, and we should not pretend otherwise.

1. According to a book that every child in every school in America is required to use, the DICTIONARY defines “stolen” as: - Property taken or appropriated - Taken away by force, unjust means, or without permission 2. In 1860, the value of enslaved enslaved people (not their labor or what they contributed—just their actual value) was worth MORE than the combined value of all the railroads, all manufacturing and all money in all the banks in America. That America was “Built on the backs of slaves on stolen land” is a fact; not an opinion. Fuck a dog whistle. They’re literally SCREAMING the quiet part Donald Trump wants to outlaw facts

Uh oh... bless nut spits dime store

@AlinaIsYou Regardless, the Goo Room lives on in my friend group's lexicon forever

@AlinaIsYou One of those unique movies that I would call Extremely Bad, 0/10, would not recommend, but I 100% understand if somebody thinks it's incredible

@AlinaIsYou I would imagine the average American cannot keep up a jogging pace for 30 minutes--even at my fittest during high school I wouldn't have been able to--so don't beat yourself up too badly.

#MTGBloomburrow 🏆 🦦✅️

Yugo Kanno's magnum opus. Better than Stardust Crusaders (Jotaro's theme) by a notable margin, and that was already an impossibly high bar.