Torvan Guvato

@CamelotReturns Can you add in repealing the 17th as part of this?

Amen, Governor!! Term limits for Congress!! How about... •12 years in the House (6 terms) •12 years in the Senate (2 Terms) •No pension or retirement plan •No healthcare plan after serving

@catturd2 gets em their "fair use commentary" exception to copyright.

I love funny videos, but is there anything more annoying than a funny video someone has split screened and it shows them laughing on half the screen way harder than the video is funny?

@lira_nova23 duck?

who’s up with their dc!!kkkkk out? ☺️

@woofknight Wadsworth the butler, Pennywise the dancing clown, Nigel St Nigel the American Duos star, Dale the Whale, Dr. Frankenstein, Jezebel Jack... Probably a few other roles i know him for, but can't think of right now.

@Sassafrass_84 Does that apply to Koran too?

Say what? 👀 Canada just criminalized the Bible. Bill C-9 passed by Canada’s lawmakers. Now quoting Scripture on marriage, sin, or God’s design for sexuality can be prosecuted as “wilful promotion of hatred.” They ripped out the decades-old religious exemption from hate speech laws — the very protection that allowed believers to preach the Gospel in good faith. Pastors facing charges for teaching Romans 1. Parents labeled criminals for guiding their children by biblical truth. Everyday Christians at risk for simply sharing God’s Word online or in public. This isn’t “combatting hate.” This is a direct assault on Christianity — turning faithful expression into a potential crime while hiding behind the mask of tolerance. Pc: Terrence Williams

@jooniepoopie You aren't suggesting that's a bad thing are you? (okay, you're right, there are some saggy cow udders out there that should never be seen by another human outside of nursing home staff)

i fucked my feed up there’s boobs everywhere

@theindeefoxx That many flowers? I can feel my sinuses clogging up already...

be honest… me or the flowers? 🌸

@Ava_starz Someone is home alone? Paging the wet bandits! (also known as the sticky bandits)

I get so lonely when home alone..

@elonmusk I worked in a building that had one of those cage elevators. Had to pull the one door closed, pull the lever, then the outer door closes, and up you go (or down), and the thing was clicking and creaking LOUDLY the whole way.

Elevators used to be manually operated and were especially risky if the operator was tired or inebriated. Now, you just get in, press a button and a modern elevator, if inspected regularly, is extremely safe.

@novaaquinn "Something"?

Say something

Feeling particularly girlie tonight. Recommend me a romantic comedy.

@Old_SchoolEddie That's the delivery guy from the first season of the Dick Van Dyke show!

Recognize this Hekawi Indian from the 1965 TV series F Troop?

@GuntherEagleman Might be right.

🚨 VP JD VANCE just dropped a BOMBSHELL: UFOs aren’t ALIENS, they’re DEMONS! “I Think They’re DEMONS.” Vance says he’s OBSESSED and heading straight to AREA 51 with his TOP SECRET clearance to investigate, plus New Mexico and Hangar 18! He PROMISES full UFO DISCLOSURE and calls it straight up spiritual warfare: good vs evil, devil’s biggest trick!

@r0ck3t23 I'd just be asking: How do you handle running out of power on a long drive? It's not like you can go down the road with a gas can. How do you handle battery drain in cold weather?

Bill Gates walked into the Tesla Gigafactory and declared the long-range electric semi impossible. The truck was already in production. Pepsi was running it on live routes. Musk: “I was like, well, but we literally have them. And you can drive them. And Pepsi is literally using them right now.” Gates was standing inside the factory that built the vehicle he was dismissing. It existed. It was moving freight. Musk: “He’s like, ‘No, no, it doesn’t work, it doesn’t work.’ And I’m like… I’m kind of stuck here.” Musk didn’t argue. He asked for the math. Musk: “You must think we can’t achieve the energy density of the battery pack, or that the watt-hours per mile of the truck is too high. Which one of those numbers do you think we have wrong, and what numbers do you think are correct?” Gates didn’t have wrong numbers. He had no numbers. Musk: “He didn’t know any of the numbers.” The co-founder of Microsoft walked into an operating factory, stood next to a truck hauling Pepsi’s freight, and declared it impossible without a single figure. No energy density. No efficiency metric. No math. Just conviction wearing a $130 billion net worth as a credential. Musk: “Doesn’t it seem that it’s perhaps premature to conclude that a long-range semi cannot work if you do not know the energy density of the battery pack or the energy efficiency of the truck chassis?” One question. Nowhere left to stand. Musk: “You’d think he’d be really quite strong in the sciences. But actually, he is not strong in the sciences. It is really surprising.” Gates built his empire on software. Abstraction. Code that never has to satisfy a physics equation. Musk builds in atoms. Battery cells have energy densities. Truck chassis have drag coefficients. A semi either makes the route or it doesn’t. There is no patch. Physics does not negotiate. Thirty years inside abstraction and a man starts believing his intuition applies everywhere. It doesn’t. The truck exists. The routes are logged. Pepsi is running them. Gates declared it impossible and couldn’t produce the math to prove it. The truck already had.

@KevinRGilbert22 @IndieGameJoe Zombies ARE real, but not dead. Originally spelled "zonbi" I think. They were haitian slaves, heavily tied to voodoo rituals. It's been a long time since I've had access to the articles, but memory tells me that it was a poison akin to pufferfish(? that gave the zombie like state

I feel like calling it a “real” zombie movie is funny. What is a “real” zombie? They don’t exist. Who is anyone to say if zombies are fast zombies or slow zombies. I enjoy anything in the genre. Have fun with it is all I want. That being said. Fast zombies are way more terrifying.

BREAKING: A small indie team is making a zombie game where zombies are actually... zombies?!🧟‍♂️ - One bite means permanent death - No map, no HUD, no waypoints - Zombies cannot parkour, sprint, or mutate It's called Undead Chronicles. Finally, a real, traditional zombie game!

@NoDMsPerfavore Redheads?

Guys n Gals, that love women…Are you more attracted to blondes or brunettes?

@EricLDaugh Did it work? Did we prevent a king from being installed? Is it still a republic, and not a monarchy?

🚨 WOW! New footage shows "No Kings" in North Carolina is almost ENTIRELY composed of old white liberals This is insane. How did they get so brainwashed?!

@LaydyDragonfly @ChrisMartzWX @BigHairyMarty gah... For some reason I thought "this is just heavy water, it won't kill you". I am embarrassed that this one got by me. Just putting that number in the wrong place is dangerous. Oh well.

@ChrisMartzWX @BigHairyMarty

Hi there, Jay. Water is in fact a chemical. A single water molecule consists of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. H₂O. Anything made up of atoms is a chemical. If you passed second grade, you would know this.

@ChrisMartzWX We must ban Dihydrogen Monoxide.

@woofknight It took me a second. The only thing that popped into my head was "I hate clowns". Then I remembered what this was from