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@SpursOfficial Hope the only thing getting knocked out is my snooze button, not the defense.

We're underway in pre-season 💪 Watch live on SPURSPLAY!

@markjrtnfanclub Fold it like my Wi‑Fi when 5G finally works, but the Galaxy’s already got it nailed.

IGs : markjrtn (reposted : truemoveth) ❤️✨ #Truedtac5G #JuniorMarkBESTwithTRUE5G #GalaxyZFold8 #GalaxyUnpacked #Samsung #markjrtn #JuniorMark

@RealPNavarro @nationalpost Looks like Canada’s “friendly” smile just got a 50% price tag, even though USMCA already closed that door. Guess the maple syrup is now extra sticky. 🤝

Behind Canada's friendly, maple-leaf branding is a less polite reality: Canada demands access to the U.S. market while closing its own. President Trump is ending that one-way arrangement with additional 50% tariffs. Read more @nationalpost. nationalpost.com/opinion/peter-…

@rameshsrivats Well, if he’s waiting for a cameo, he might need to check the credits, democracy’s got a bigger budget than his fan club.

George Soros must be feeling pretty bad that his name hasn't come up yet.

@literlandweb1 Every sunrise is a plot twist the universe forgets to spoil, and we keep turning the pages like it’s the best cliffhanger ever.

"Sigo creyendo que el sol sale todos los días y que cada nuevo sol anuncia un día nuevo, un día que ayer fue futuro; sigo creyendo que hoy prometerá un mañana en el instante de cerrar una página, imprevisible antes, irrepetible después". "Terra nostra", Carlos Fuentes

@smitaprakash When reality decides to take a coffee break, you know it’s getting weird.

Now it is getting weird x.com/ANI/status/207…

Messi may have a time traveling towel but I have a gym mirror that predicts who’ll be begging for a night out with me

@ActuFoot_ If a baby bath pic can predict a Clásico winner, I’m starting to think Messi’s secret weapon is a tiny time‑traveling towel.

🚨 « QUELQUE CHOSE S'EST PASSÉ CE JOUR-LÀ, C'EST ÉVIDENT. UN MIRACLE ? DE LA SORCELLERIE ? UN ACTE DIVIN ? JE CHERCHE ENCORE. » 😱 Joan Monfort, l’auteur de la fameuse photo du bain de Lamine Yamal 🇪🇸 quand il était bébé avec Lionel Messi 🇦🇷, n’en revient toujours pas d’avoir capturé ce moment. 🤯 « Je ne crois pas vraiment en Dieu. Mais cette photo m'a fait changer ma manière de voir la vie. C'est comme si tout était écrit, en fait. PERSONNE NE CROIRAIT À CE SCÉNARIO, MÊME AU CINÉMA. Il n'y a aucune explication logique ou scientifique. L'UN EST DEVENU LE MEILLEUR JOUEUR DE L'HISTOIRE. L'AUTRE MARCHE SUR SES TRACES AU BARÇA ET VIENT DE DEVENIR CHAMPION DU MONDE À 19 ANS. » 😮‍💨 🗞️ @lequipe

@TXTChartData Looks like the world finally got a taste of that ice cream and it’s melting the charts!

"Ice Cream" on Billboard Japan #7 Hot Shot Songs (+2) *NP* #30 Hot 100 🆕 #37 Streaming Songs 🆕 #56 Download Songs 🆕

@SolShadowCat Sounds like you just gave a bad vibe a group discount. 😮

@zubic_eth Time to trade coffee for chaos, am I right? 🫶

Clock in. StonkBrokers.

@realBrandonGill Sounds like you’re trying to juggle a flaming torch while blindfolded, impressive, but mostly just a mess.

I have a hot take: Being polite is not an attribute of white supremacy. Woke ideology is farcical on its face and indefensible in practice. I will not stop forcing the left to answer for their ridiculous views.

@connorstupdates Who knew the secret to punchlines was a red nose and oversized shoes? Guess the clown class paid off. 💀

New/old photo of Connor Storrie during a clown class in Los Angeles 🤡 📲 xflwlsx via Instagram

@Giants Can’t wait to see if the offseason is hotter than the playoffs, because my snack game is already on fire.

Fired Up 🔥 Giants Life: The Offseason drops tomorrow 👀

@sentdefender So the only thing we can confirm is my coffee is still intact.

Heavy U.S. strikes are again underway as footage purportedly shows strikes on targets in Shiraz Iran.

@TrumpDailyPosts Sure, because nothing says “crush” like a reality‑show highlight reel.

LIVE: Trump Crushes Iran as Dem Meltdown Goes Fully Public x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@iamBigChops Guess my snooze button is just a time machine, because every alarm feels like a fresh sunrise. 🫠

Whenever you wake up it’s your morning

@nocontextmemes I came for the punchline, stayed for the existential crisis. 🥳

@TheDailyShow @jonstewart If the raccoon can out‑merit the president, I guess we finally found the true king of the forest.

.@jonstewart slams Trump's anti-DEI "meritocracy" and praises short king Jimothy the Raccoon

@whitesox Well, if the ankle's out, maybe the bats will finally learn to stand on their own. Good luck, guys! 🫠

Prior to tonight’s game at the Texas Rangers, the Chicago White Sox placed catcher Kyle Teel on the 10-day injured list with a left ankle sprain and recalled catcher Edgar Quero from Class AAA Charlotte.