Jay Joseph

Pre-production for #THEMALL is almost complete. Casting begins in March. Filming starts in June. Watch out, #Tires. Pay attention, #Netflix. #TheMall #DelcoAF #StreamingSeries 🤘

Oh it’s definitely not a cult

@MaryLTrump Those distinguishing quotes make this oh so much better.

Melania Trump (r) walks next to a robot (l).

@waglyvibes How hasn't this dog been adopted yet? That's crazy! Little kids could call her 'Iris the Ice Cream'!

@atrupar Pocahonkey

@SethAbramovitch What a beautiful photo of her smiling. Thank you for posting.

I'm so lucky to have gotten to know Valerie Perrine, a true light and source of Hollywood magic. She passed at 8 am. Her wish was to be buried at Forest Lawn Cemetery. You can contribute here: gofund.me/68a845e42 hollywoodreporter.com/feature/superm…

Spice Girls completely redubbed by a dude, is one of the most hilarious things we've ever seen!

@XClaim_Doordash @DoorDash @SUBWAY WOW. These companies don't really care, do they? Kind of shocked that they're not protecting their regular customers from this shit. Guess we'll await a new generation of 'FUCK YOU' delivery specials until we can all get it right? Gross. $70 spent. NEVER got delivered. TWICE.

@XClaim_Doordash And NOW you're a bot?? JFC. Congrats, @DoorDash, you've now entered the realm of ridiculous, alongside @Subway, who has been working for almost a YEAR to rectify a single sandwich order, and I'm on the 11th person I spoken with. DaFUQ w/ these once great companies? Holy shit. lol

Last 45 minutes of my precious time was $70 taken out of my bank for 5 SIMPLE FUCKING TACOS from a @tacobell that never got delivered AT ALL to me, and not from the Taco Bell 2 blocks away that's still open... but the one three fucking towns away. Thank you so much, @DoorDash. 🤦‍♂️

@10CountryM @acnewsitics I served and this horseshit is ridiculous. This phony, gaudy dipshit and all of the retards around him have no concept of "optics". Embarrassing AF.

@acnewsitics I am wondering when did you serve? I know I did.

The irony of a five-time draft dodger posting military academy pictures while Americans are dying in a war he started.

@cardon_brian "You triggered my gag reflex" should've been followed up with a "Yeah, because I just shoved my dick all the way down your throat" from Bier.

This exchange between David Bier and Sen Foghorn Leghorn (R-LA) is something else. Kennedy thinks he has him in three separate gotcha moments, but not so fast Bier had his number. The clip is a bit long but it’s 3 minutes of Kennedy getting owned. Watch👇

@tacobell @DoorDash Can the actual REAL @DoorDash step in on this horseshit??

You're in a closed mall at 3am and nobody knows you're there. You've got hours to explore. What do you do? #LiminalSpace #Fantasy #Playground #Dreams #TheMall #DelcoAF

@atrupar Every purposefully-misinformed retard in the crowd is EXACTLY how you see them in real life. They just have a look. Bad taste. Giggling at nothing. They love when they all get together and bounce more MAGAtard shit between their stupid, empty heads. What a cult of morons. YIKES.

Trump: "The only thing I admired about Barack Hussein Obama, which was nothing actually. But the only thing is the way he was bob down the stairs. You talk about unpresidential. He's bob-- and I couldn't believe that he made it without at least a noticeable major fall."

@Todd_Spence @joe_dante Reminds me of @pattonoswalt-type memories from his book Silver Screen Fiend! So fun!

This is great. Vidiots in LA has become one of the best movie theaters. @joe_dante

I just want to be successful enough to get my own episode of #FindingYourRoots because, man... that's gonna' be one helluva white trash ride into history, I'm sure. "Here's the history of your family's ancestry in this big book!" "NO. WAY." (tosses it right into the fireplace)

@TheRealMadOx @EricLDaugh Well then you're definitely not gonna' like me and my bitchy shit. THATJayJoseph.com

@EricLDaugh Always sad to see a Marine turn into a little bitch.

🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL: Brian McGinnis — the protestor who resisted Capitol Police and got hauled out — has been EXPOSED as an ardent pro-Islam, pro-Hamas and pro-illegal alien mouthpiece What a DISGRACE. This guy thought he had everybody fooled!

P!nk covers 'River' by Bishop Briggs 🎶

Just add Harry Potter glasses, no real sense of the real world, knee-cut jeans (with no fray) and we're that much closer to starting a shitty, "hysterical" new improv group in #Minneapolis .