Andy Zapp Andrzej Mariusz Zapletal Stoppit Grandad

@oelma__ That's check mate!!!.

Three words… 👇

@AntiLeftMemes As they comes through the window hit him/her/they/them with something heavy on the head.

You see a man trying to break into your house 🚨 How do you react??

@Matt_Pinner Maybe H&M label their clothes with, SLIM, NOT SO SLIM, NOT SLIM AT ALL, LOOSE ALL HOPE WHO ENTER HERE.

How do you politely tell someone they’re overweight?

@ArchRose90 @SadiqKhan I used to go down to the coast, I was a Mod and go and fight Rockers in the 60s. We had the Brixton riots in the 80s.. Broken Britain, same tired rhetoric, scaremongering, kids kicking off.

Law abiding citizens in Clapham are currently unable to do shopping in Marks & Spencers and other shops due to “Clapham youth” looting. However @SadiqKhan will still claim that those who say “lawless London” and “Britain is broken” are in the wrong. This is not a safe city.

@MbarkCherguia Shit my pants.

What would you do now in this situation? 🤯

@Yoward55 @JayMackComedian Pink labs matter more.

@JayMackComedian Black Labs Matter

A single dog's life is worth incalculably more than that of any number of migrants.

@otokyo__ Pride cometh before the fall..

One WORD. Go. 👇

@Geniustechw Good luck to him, 40 mins of Tai Chi daily does it for me. A more gentle and measured approach to exercise is better for my inner equilibrium. Unresolved anger springs to mind watching this video.

Guys, what's stopping you from obtaining this physique?

@Matt_Pinner More of the same, AI.

What is the first thought that comes to mind when you see this?

@TonyMarrese Jason Bourne is gonna sort it out, he sorted out the CIA, now he's coming to Europe to sort out the EU.

#Putin is the bad guy, I’m 100% sure. I used to think it was #starmer and the corrupt #eu but I watched the #bbc and read the papers and now see the truth. #RussianUkrainewar He wants to invade Europe probably tomorrow. Here’s why:

@BerwickJeff @TonyMarrese Some!?

@TonyMarrese The propaganda from BBC and papers still works on some people!

@JayMackComedian Passed with flying colours. All quiet on Clapham High road. The on screen stuff, annuver level. Suicide by social media. Shorted myself a few times in my life.... Current connectivity good, 0.8. Perf.

Morning Bastards. What a beautiful day to be tested to the limits of sanity.

@lady_valor_07 Shit art...

We're looking for a name for this amazing Renaissance painting. 😂 What would you call it?

@oelma__ Any port in a storm.

If this was a band, what would they be called 🤔

@JayMackComedian @BasilTheGreat One foot/bollock in each.

@BasilTheGreat Imagine looking at this sign with dead eyes as you sink wash your balls.

Who is washing their feet in the sink?

@Sahar393815 Depends what you're eating.

This is brilliant, What can you say?

@Matt_Pinner Build a higher fence.

My neighbor does this every day, and I don't know what to do. Do you have any suggestions ?

@LoisPerry26 2026 The circus is definitely in town. Just another bit actor..

I'd rather chew my own arm off, flambe it and eat it. 'Not in my name' ✝️ xx

@za_usrt Girls behaving badly. Food fight at worst.

How do we fix this culture?

@TonyMarrese @MarkAttwood Always bothering, always loving, always caring, always considering, always grateful. I have enough, I am enough. Britain is not broken. Those that say it is have more than their fare share, espouse division, and are doing very nicely out of broken Britain.

Never give up, never surrender. Thanks to all of you that joined in the meditation last night! Big up to @MarkAttwood for helping bring new people on board. Even if they are still #GeoEngineering the skies, we must not give up or surrender to their black magic. It’s no where near the power of awakened humans. Bless you all 🙏😇