NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

@MLB @sidetalknyc “spyda cuhz?!”

"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!" J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂

@dbongino Does that change what you failed to do?

Just a reminder that this fraudulent piece of shit never called me a single time when I was working overtime on this case, and for transparency. Not once did I hear from this fraud about the case. When I saw him at main Justice he never even mentioned it. And then when I offered to brief him at FBI HQ about this case, and others, he passed. Because he’s full of shit. I’ve met a lot of political zeroes in my time but never a bigger zero than this pinecone. I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. He jumped the shark, and when the shark bit back, he cried “The Jooos,” and “Epstein!” I’ve seen him behind the scenes and he’s a pathetic, boner-phone-club VIP points member. It says a lot that the people who know him best just kicked his sorry ass out by ten points. If he wants a war with me then I’m more than happy to oblige. Because nothing he vomits out will change the fact that he’s a zero, and a performance artist.

Ted Cruz back when gas was $3.68 a gallon

Will Clark gives his thoughts on the Giants celebration in the outfield after a win: “The dance where they’re doing the fucking pelvic thrust or something like that. I’m like 'What the fuck is this? You’re 20 and 30', you don’t have the luxury of doing that kind of bullshit out there. It looks like chicken shit. Go back, high-five each other, nice job— we won one. Let’s keep the train running. But the train has been off the tracks a little bit.”

@getnickwright They deserve nothing.

I am so incredibly happy for Knicks fans. 1994 was one of the most gut-wrenching Finals losses in NBA history. Not getting back again until 1999, when Ewing had a torn Achilles and they were close to drawing dead to the Duncan-Robinson Spurs was a different type of cruelty. And somehow never truly coming close in any season since then should have just been unfathomable. Instead, it was entirely predictable and at various times they were a national punch line. To turn this season around from what it seemed like it was going to be (another promising but inevitably disappointing season), into what it became (the single most dominant month of playoff basketball from a margin of victory standpoint in the history of the NBA), is truly remarkable. I am picking the Knicks in the Finals but more importantly I’ll be rooting for the Knicks in the Finals. The NYC hoops fans deserve this moment.

KNBR got rid of Tom Tolbert and now he just consistently has better guests come to his house or be on his show than they ever have. Meanwhile they have 3 different dudes that no one cares about who are just employees telling stories about their lives and think it’s good content. Funny stuff.

⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1148 9/9: 🗄️ (from the archives) Rarity: 63 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: sports-reference.com/immaculate-gri…

@pokerorg @TheTrooper97 is the only choice really

You get ONE World Series of Poker selfie with a poker pro — but you can’t choose Ivey, Hellmuth, or Negreanu. Who you picking?

You can't say Marshawn Lynch, Jerome Bettis, Derrick Henry, or Adrian Peterson. It's 4th and goal at the 1 and you need a TD ... what back do you give the ball to? I'll start: Mike Alstott

@tylerbowyer How’s the doge audit going?

I would love if some day X had a little icon next to the names of lobbyists and influencers getting paid by foreign governments Think about what that would do to help save the country

@paramounttactcl No one’s gonna read all that

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🚨Correction: Charlie Kirk’s FULL Letter to Netanyahu Earlier, I posted what I thought was the Charlie’s full letter but it was only a summary. I was incorrect and want to correct the record. The full letter is an even more powerful declaration of Charlie’s support for Israel and a plea to Netanyahu to be more aggressive against the propaganda and lies being spread about Israel and Jews. He offered his advice and expressed urgency to Netanyahu to address this growing problem. The problem he highlighted in May 2025 has only grown worse. Any objective person reading this letter could not reasonably conclude that Charlie would ever agree with Candace Owens, Nick Fuentes, Tucker Carlson, Ian Carroll, or any prominent antisemitic propagandists. His support for Israel was unequivocal, and he explains in detail why he felt so strongly about it. The real reason they hate TPUSA now is because it’s the same TPUSA it was when Charlie was alive. They hated him and the organization he ran, and now they audaciously attempt to overwrite who Charlie was and weaponize his legacy against all he stood for. Don’t let that happen. Fight the lies with truth and be relentless.

After 18 seasons, I will be returning to Florida with two years left to play. Man, after having a great conversation with @CoachToddGolden , I’m excited to be back and have the opportunity to play again for the Florida Gators. After a long NBA career, with the new rules in place, I’ll be back on the court for the next two years. Go Gators! 🐊😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

@TheTrooper97 You retire playing cards?

NYNY casino at 6:32am. Betting $20 per spin on Phoenix link. Hit 5K handpay, takes 23 minutes to get paid. Took 14 for anyone to even show up. Vegas isn't dead because it's too expensive, it's dead because customer service is trash. No one seems to give a shit about anything anymore.

@reviewjournal He could of just gotten the money from @rampagepoker

A high stakes poker player has been charged with writing two bad checks totaling $300,000 at a resort on the Las Vegas Strip, according to court records. DETAILS: lvrj.com/post/3826330

MGM building a new hotel wing in Las Vegas off tonight. 95% of the money at BetMGM was on the Knicks -7.5 tonight. They are down 20 with 7:29 to go.

@ImYourHostVick3 Did Russini go?

#Eagles WR A.J. Brown did not invite Jalen Hurts to his wedding this weekend. That's because Jalen Hurts was invited to A.J. Brown's engagement ceremony last May, but Hurts decided to go to the Met Gala instead. Hurts' decision to attend the Met Gala instead of the engagement ceremony is what has led to the current rift between Brown and Hurts.

@Covers @PeteNakos How’d he do?

REPORT: QB Brendan Sorsby allegedly bet on Turkish basketball, Romanian soccer, obscure doubles tennis matches, and Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. Per @PeteNakos, Sorsby also reportedly bet on Indiana Hoosiers football games in 2022 while on the team “to feel more connected to the team.”

@paramounttactcl @comsensemonster @RealCandaceO @baroncoleman Followers and subscribers !! Get bent nerd

@comsensemonster @RealCandaceO @baroncoleman You have 113 followers after 17yrs. I have 34K and 286K subscribers on my YT channel. So what does that make you? 🤣

🚨@RealCandaceO and @baroncoleman continue their coordinated smear campaign against me with their lies about Charlie Kirk's assassination. I'm not them—I bring receipts. This video proves they will lie, slander, and smear innocent people and even our men and women in uniform to push their false narratives and protect their grift. Their corruption knows no bounds. Fight the lies and share this video! Shout-out to @TheMilkBarTV, whose content I feature in this video. Fight the lies and SHARE This video!

For 102k I need to be able to check into the game