Jason Dimaio

@TedLasso Please set up on BlueSky!

Finally found the dang password to this thing. Sorry y’all. What’d I miss?

@ProfessorDiggs @JoshRagsdale I mean, buses don’t just go on main roads, and kids have to wait outside for buses on top of that. But it seems you’ve had lots of responses with reasons why this could be the case, and you won’t be swayed so, it is what it is. I do hope you’re well.

@THEJasonDimaio @JoshRagsdale That's just Dallas driving. Lol. Outside of Sunday morning when we got our "snowstorm" (Thanks, Lakes!) Roads have been mostly weather clear unless someone ran a sprinkler.

I really don't know why schools are closing tomorrow. Are we really to the point where just cold is messing with things? If there was a forecast for storms tonight, I get that - but there's like nothing.. Stay strong, Collin County.. lol.

@ProfessorDiggs @JoshRagsdale Because of this, Minneapolis has money in the budget to account for this kind of weather and the resources to cope with it. Pretty much every time I’ve been on the road the last couple of days, I can’t go two minutes without seeing a bunch of police cars and a wreck.

@JoshRagsdale Minneapolis stays below freezing for months. Getting above 32 is the abnormal thing. Just seems like if this is the standard, maybe we need to revisit rain and wind too..

@nosarahtonin But what about his macros?

@garyleff You live in a state that consistently votes down public transportation, and has no concept of how it helps a city thrive. But you put cost-effective in quotes as if you are some kind of civic planner and have any idea what it means to New York.

Eight. Billion. And it is 'cost effective'

@Pastyourprime25 @MatthewBerryTMR Considering I had Chubb and Kelce, I like the second option much better

@MatthewBerryTMR We have rules in place for such a scenario. If the loser in our league fails to fulfill the punishment designated(leg/eyebrow wax this year), they forfeit team naming rights for the next season, and picks 1 and 2 of the draft are kicker and D/ST. We don't mess around.

Then he should be cut from the league. Full stop.

.@FedExHelp I bought a home with a storm door about a month ago. I've been locked in my house 6 times by FedEx drivers that don't understand that putting a heavy box in front of a thin door prevents the door from opening. Can we get some training on basics of physics, plz?

@nosarahtonin Bring some Prosecco and we can look at my house and you can be gleeful about your own. And play Just Dance and Beat Saber with my kid

.@nfl @YouTube pls do a massive overhaul of RedZone & bring it up to production values of DTV. The transitions - awful, abrupt & the host is a pale shadow of @AndrewSiciliano . I never thought I’d say this but this year, RZ detracted from my enjoyment of football. It’s awful.

@nosarahtonin Oh, fair. I agree.

@nosarahtonin I mean, the next generation is gonna say the same thing in nine or 10 years about 2023 takes. It’s a vicious cycle.

@CapitalOne What does it mean if nothing happens?

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@LiveandLetsFly @andystravelblog @AmericanAir I don’t think that’s going to help him when his final destination is Sydney.

@andystravelblog @AmericanAir Look into r/t?

Trying hard to be loyal to @AmericanAir but it’s hard when they are double the price and I know I’ll have to pay a ridiculous $35 for barely-functioning wifi on top of it

@andystravelblog THROW A SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE, MATE

Made it to my new home in Sydney!

.@SpotifyCares bought this gift card, tried to apply it to my PremiumDuo acct. Wouldn't work. Contacted support. Escalated to an advisor. Wilson kept telling me it was clear on the card it wouldn't work for a Duo account, & I'm SOL. I want credit on my account. #deceptive

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@deonteleologist Wow

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.@Starbucks in the future, when you're doing games that utilize color matching, maybe consider those folks with colorblindness and have a secondary contrast mode, or something else to distinguish items, like shapes or numbers. Take a cue from Wordle. #frustratedsummergameplayer

@nosarahtonin I feel like I need to be vetting your choices.