Nick Newman

http://ow.ly/KmOI Maryland rules!

According to Adam Rubin,Moises Alou has advised The Mets' Fernando Martinez to urinate on his hands to increase toughness. Sure, why not?

Greatnight at TownHall last night

umd http://ow.ly/IEpA MARTY MCFLY and CORONA! DOUBLE BONUS.

Don't get me wrong, I have all too much long island pride, but god I need a haircut.

@bmiltenberg-whats with your obsession with bud deisel and whiskey? Every1 here in Frederick loves it but me- maybe I should try them (0nce)

#NEW MOON was pretty good, but not nearly as daring and awesome as 27 Dresses and Definitely/Maybe (not to mention Nights in Rodanthe!)

I like this @brucespringsteen guy,but it's no wonder he was Born to Run down a Thunder road- the guy is from stinkin' New Jersey!

I've got a friend who wants to be a sports broadcaster but is nervous about finding a job..think big young man! http://ow.ly/GgEO FREDERICK

Of all the notable Frederick-ites, Patsy Cline is boss,not Francis Scott Key. She was a country music singer who lived in town from 1953-57

@BudweiserFans- EWWW budweiser is the wooorst! Corona and Michelob Ultra for liife!

Copernicus thought the earth was the center of the universe-im convinced Frederick/College Park combined is the true center of the universe!

As we go deeper into autumn, its harder to use the outhouse. I should drink 10 coronas and play with my beard each time before i go use it.

Should I invest in College Park's Town Hall bar/liquor store. I spend enough of my time, money, dreams and waking hours on the place!

Check out my profile pic! Me reppin' my MARYLAND football gear, and my super awesome bro beard! Follow me!

Sometimes when I wake up,I look at my beard and think, if OV saw me with this he would totally give me a high five and have a corona with me

As much as i love being at UMD, nothing beats hangin' out with the boys in Kenny's sweet new trailer down by the park in gool ol' Frederick

Thanksgiving hangover is still killing me! Drink enough Coronas and it doesn't matter how much water and sleep you get!

CAPS!!#!@%r!! vs Montreal tonight! THe only thing that gets me more excited than this is opening day of O'S baseball!

Anyone want to head to Bentley's to watch Maryland vs. Boston College tomorrow? First round of Coronas are on me!