Thadeus "Girthquake" Hardcastle

Been cooking up a storm in the lab

@petermillar Please stop selling to tj maxx

Everyone pulling for Cam Young today, break out your Light Orange Sorbet polos! bit.ly/3Qig82C

RORY PUTS IT IN THE WATER THE MAGACOCKING IS BACK ON COME ON CAM

I am so locked into this tourney man

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That’s why I watch The Masters on company time #themasters

@GeneralGeebG Just a squid, doesn’t quite have the nose to be a jew

Jew or aggressive perm? #LANK

Big fan of this new snapchat update

Snoop Dogg you are about to be inside of me

Need this type of love in my life

Indian girl just dropped a package in the microwave I’m sitting next to #uhoh

Texas Tech and A&M fans arguing bout who played worse in the CFP

@CountryMichSt Ashton Jeanty 2024 stats: 374 carries 2,601 Yards, 1,889 after contact 30 TDs 12-2 Record Neither of them belong in New York

Jeremiyah Love junior year stats: 199 Carries 1,372 Yards 18 TDs 10-2 Record Kenneth Walker junior year stats: 263 Carries 1,636 Yards 18 TDs 10-2 Record One was invited to New York. One wasn’t.

@HancockFrost Holy shit is right, good find Hancock

Holy shit

She definitely broke the rope

“The toilet is my canvas, and my asshole the brush — I drop the snakes, And my roommate scrapes the crust” #potd #haiku

Locks for this weekend. Thoughts, questions, concerns?

just cropdusted the living FUCK out of these homeless people on my sidewalk #LANK

@saucemete cut off one head, two more will take its place

@TH_girthquake69 You’re gonna get banned 🤣

just throwing some shots up in the air

@dixonator47 kylie did not take the deal

@TH_girthquake69 Send it pussy