The Snarky In-Laws

No, I don't see how my baby looks like your Grandpa as a child since I didn't know him as a child (and you don't show me a photo) but yes I agree they both look like my husband 🤦🏼 #inlaws #family #familyfun #FridayMorning #snarkyinlaws

Last time you visited I was told not to give your children glass cups. Now I offer them plastic and you say they use glass at home all the time...well which one is it?!?! #family #familyfun #FridayVibes #snarkyinlaws #inlaws

Well you're the "fun sucker" of the family aren't you! #snarkyinlaws #inlaws #family #familyfun #FridayVibes

Wondering how many times you have to say “right, yeah”, “I see”, “well anyway”, “there you go”, well, good luck with that”, “we’ll see” and “great stuff” before you’re allowed to leave the conversation.

Guest: “I paid for a park hopper ticket. What do I do?” CM: “Go to the other park.” Overheard by Anonymous, Disneyland.

Bought me fabric to sew my own receiving blankets when they knew I'd been super sick all pregnancy! ☠️☠️☠️ #snarkyinlaws #inlaws #family #FamilyAffair

No I don't want to spin for you and have you comment on how skinny I look. I'm not 4 and I dislike your fixation on my size! ☠️☠️☠️ #snarkyinlaw #inlaws #family #FamilyAffair

Occasionally mistaking brightness for warmth.

Real quick why are all movies 3 hours now

Maybe check how the 3 month old baby is doing before blaming us for you not feeling well. ☠️☠️☠️ #snarkyinlaw #inlaws #family #familyproblems q

Living with an in-law is hard enough. But when said in-law is as picky about food as your teenagers just takes it to a whole new level! ☠️☠️☠️ #snarkyinlaw #inlaw #family #familyproblems

I don't dislike dogs. I dislike you bringing your dog to my dog free home (uninvited) and allowing it to be on my dog free furniture and eat my toddlers toys. Oh but I forgot, your dog never chews toys. ☠️☠️☠️ #snarkyinlaws #inlaws #family #familyproblems

"I hope you haven't been waiting long?" I've been waiting the exact amount of time between now and the time we agreed to meet.

my co-worker asked what I do for self care and I was like ummm well I love to drink coffee haha and she was like “yeah that’s not self-care that’s addiction”

the human body is so desperate like really I need to feed you AGAIN

Every gathering is a hassle to plan and then they complain that they never see the grandkids. ☠️☠️☠️ #snarkyinlaws #inlaws #family #familyproblems

the fomo of not ever having a viral tweet

“Please get in the stroller. If they had a stroller for daddy, he would get into it too.” Overheard by Anonymous, Wilderness Lodge.

Asked in law to bring a specific item to a BBQ. They brought something else because they "thought we wouldn't have it". We did. Which is why I requested the other thing. ☠️☠️☠️ #snarkyinlaws #inlaws #family #familyproblems