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@MikeyOver1 They’re amazing but such little alc

I’m not even kidding these are genuinely a Gold Scar Game changing, invigorating and almost horny levels of good

@AncientHistorry Good business idea

The Romans had a favorite flavor, and they poured it on almost everything they ate. It was fermented fish guts left to rot in the sun, and they could not get enough of it. It was called garum. To make it, you took oily fish like anchovies and mackerel, sometimes just the blood and innards, packed it in layers with heaps of salt, and left it open under the Mediterranean sun for weeks or months. The salt stopped it from truly going rotten while the fish slowly dissolved into a thick, savory liquid. You drew off the golden brown sauce on top. The leftover paste at the bottom was sold cheap to the poor. The smell during production was legendary and revolting. Making garum was so foul that many towns banned the process from residential streets and pushed the vats out to the edges of the city or the coast. Nobody wanted to live next to a garum factory. But the taste was the whole point. Garum was pure umami, loaded with the same savory compounds that make parmesan and soy sauce so addictive. It hit the tongue with a deep salty richness that plain Roman cooking could not reach on its own. It was their salt, their ketchup, and their secret weapon all at once. They splashed it on meat, fish, vegetables, eggs, even mixed it into wine and sweet dishes. And it was big business. This was not some rustic home brew. There were famous brands and premium labels, the finest coming from the coasts of Spain. One garum tycoon in Pompeii, a man named Scaurus, got so rich from the sauce that he decorated his house floor with mosaics of garum jars stamped with his own name. Roman product placement, frozen in stone. They even made a special kosher version so the Jewish communities of the empire could enjoy it too. Garum traveled everywhere the legions did, shipped in clay jars from Britain to the Middle East, tying the whole empire together through one shared craving. When Rome fell, the great garum trade died with it, and the West mostly forgot the taste that once defined it. But it never fully vanished. In a few villages on the Italian coast they still make a fish sauce called colatura the exact same way, a living echo of the flavor an empire was obsessed with. And if you have ever loved the fish sauce in Thai or Vietnamese cooking, you already know why the Romans were hooked. They just got there 2,000 years early.

@Verai3ty 😂😂😂😂

@froglover2003 nigga WHAT the FUCK bullshit music are you sending her. who even gives a fuck imagine thinking women have interests. amazed she didnt straight block you

yea dating is a humiliation ritual or whatever fuck me

@ArcainiLuke Corny as all hell

A recreation of The Sandlot scene was shown, and then those kids rode bikes onto the field to meet the players, all while “America the Beautiful” from Ray Charles plays. One of the coolest things I’ve ever seen at CBP. #AllStarGame

@GregAbbott_TX So you can walk???

42 years ago today, I was out for a run in Houston. A tree fell on me, leaving me partially paralyzed. My parents instilled in me the values that carried me through my darkest days: hard work, perseverance, and faith in God. Our lives are not defined by our challenges, but by how we respond to them. Some say you need a spine of steel to lead. I actually have one. And I will never stop fighting for Texas.

@BryanTweed16 @tomandmartys This is elite

@tomandmartys Nah. More towards the side so you have easier movement in/out to pee/poop after a 64-ounce Mr. Pibb and two gallon bin of popcorn. It’s a 182 minute movie.

PUMPED to see The Odyssey Friday. I like middle seats, back of the theater. I think most normal people agree. Where do you like to sit?

@BallKnowerfrfr @dodgers_burner @OwnedBySports @TalkinBaseball_ Jesus

@TLarsonFans @dodgers_burner @OwnedBySports @TalkinBaseball_ Yes lol

Aroldis Chapman and his family on the red carpet

@Babygravy9 You’re right this dude is probably a 140 iq need to utilize our geniuses

In a properly ordered society, this young turbo-autist would be put to work planning a military campaign with a precision and cruelty to rival any in history, but instead he’s making bird noises for likes on TikTok.

@blassicliberal @SeewhyChels He didn’t just interview him lmao he was his producer

@SeewhyChels The man who just interviewed JAY Z on HBO (Rick Rubin) is the face and VOICE of Polymarket now LMAO

🚨 Akademiks calls out Charlemagne for bringing Drake’s “Shabang” lyrics into the Grand Wizard discussion, saying he keeps jumping from crypto, to politics, to Polymarket without explaining what he actually believes happened Akademiks says Charlemagne pointed to Drake’s “Shabang” lyric about “Polymarket” while insisting he wasn’t accusing Drake of anything, questioning why unrelated topics are being tied together. He argues the narrative keeps changing instead of clearly laying out the allegations.

@SportsTroll1234 Kanye was never cancelled

Polymarket commercials are stupid. Like I guess we ain’t cancelled Kanye anymore? Also mixing World Cup questions, with election questions & other stupid ish. Like what we doin Rick Rubin?

@J_Styborski @GarysheffieldJr I just came to this realization myself today. He wanted to bills bad but wasn’t allowed by nfl. He visited Yankees a few times last year and huge fan. And seems like Hal not loving owning the team.

President Trump is going to buy a majority share of the Yankees in February of 2029, and Hal and other Steinbrenner family members will retain some ownership shares. Great fit—both of Trump’s older sons love the Yankees. Trump was great friends with George as well. It will be great. #RepBX

Here’s what I know about the Yankees: 1. The roster isn’t good enough and this was obviously the case opening day 2. Aaron Boone has proven he can’t lead a team to consistent effort + overall a higher baseline output given the roster at hand 3. Brian Cashman has proven too passive to run the most recognizable and commercial franchise in the sport 4. Matt Blake is the lone highlight on staff that has his flaws as well, however that’s normal to find of any staff member in history 5. Hitting coach James Rowsen has no idea what he’s doing (addition of “upper cut” to Austin Wells) Seriously? Not much else is needed here 6. Aaron Judge needs to be far more outspoken with not just this group but every group he leads from here on 7. The Yankees need to figure out if they want short term solutions in Trent Grisham or a chance to see Dominguez/Jones (no right answer just pick a lane) 8. Hal Steinbrenner (despite it’s unlikelihood) is the only person important in all this Without him agreeing he’s seen enough from this umbrella of ineptitude, this franchise will never win anything meaningful on his watch Click the button or bare witness to your continued glass ceiling of wildcard births

@dodgers_burner @OwnedBySports @TalkinBaseball_ What the hell is this is that Chapman??

@OwnedBySports @TalkinBaseball_

He got rained out this morning, played in the sim for the day. Got 36 holes scheduled for tomorrow ⛳️

@TalkinBaseball_ Dude had to have been a massive viva la bam fan growing up only explanation to his style

Brandon Marsh on the red carpet

@TalkinBaseball_ Dudes a boss

Jordan Walker on the red carpet

@rural___juror Dreamer cannabis in north Hampton mass is the spot 55 dollar ounces 15 dollar gram carts 5 dollar 100 mg gummies

this cape cod dispensary is cunty

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Freshest fit I’ve ever seen

@netflixsports That’s real nice but you guys fucked up the whole thing hope it’s back on espn next year

“I love Philly!” 🥺 Jordan Walker’s dad was having the time of his life watching his son win the Home Run Derby in Philly ❤️ #HRDerby

@DKSports Best player in the draft when all said and done

Caleb Wilson in his first two Summer League games for the Bulls 👇 Game 1: - 35 PTS - 5 REB - 3 BLK - 2 STL - 12-21 FG - 7-11 3PT Game 2: - 19 PTS - 8 REB - 2 AST - 2 STL - 8-17 FG - 3-8 3PT Unreal start for the UNC product 💪