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Got my main account x.com/Poddys_bu1 suspended for saying negative things about the orange goblin. Hopefully back in 12 hours 😡

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@Christo03770888 I used to love those.

Did anyone actually eat these things?🤔

@SoVeryBritish Certainly Fig Rolls and Garibaldi were bottom of my list of popular biscuits.

According to a recent survey, these are the 3 most unpopular British biscuits, so I’ve bought them to give to guests I don’t like ☺️

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Well drat, my main account @poddys got locked last night for making fun of TFG. Last night it said locked for 12 hours but now suggesting it might be longer, so if you don't hear from me, I've annoyed the Elon-bots 🙄

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@karenfthompson 🤣

Told my kids the person who invented music was called Ian and that's where the term 'Music(ian)' came from. They seemed to believe me. Is that child cruelty?

@steve_d24 Bad Daddy 🤣🤣🤣

@CheekyVic Wow good start Vic.

Today started well! Received a rebate from Anglian Water…doesn’t happen often so I’m taking this as a win 😂😂

@karenfthompson I haven't seen one in a while but I think they still have them. Definitely very non PC these days (but what isn't unfortunately) but I think kids enjoy them now as much as we did back in the day.

Twits of a certain age, Who remembers The Punch and Judy shows at the local fetes and at the seaside .. Do they still have these shows .. Or are they terribly non PC these days ..?

@CheekyVic Amazing, well done.

We only bloody won the final 🏆

@MrBonMot Dumb enough to be a Trump supporter 🤣

So what do you call a man with a supermarket trolley on his head!?

@daveainsworth63 Loved him in Steptoe & Son and also A Hard Day's Night.

Remembering the Irish actor Wilfrid Brambell who was born on this day in Dublin in 1912. 🇮🇪 #WilfridBrambell #Dublin #SteptoeAndSon #CrooksInCloisters #AHardDaysNight #SomeWillSomeWont #HolidayOnTheBuses

@karenfthompson I bet they are getting a royal ticking off 🤣

You are fucking kidding me .. This is ridiculous.. What do we call them .. Hot Tick Buns .. Christ , What is happening to this country .. Are we really so yellow livered now …

@Jo2901TF 🤣

@karenfthompson I love cheese scones, wonderful aren't they.

Sod the hot cross buns .. Anyone want to share a home made cheese scone , A dollop of chutney , And a cup of coffee ..??