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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they aren't a robot.

@adilo__ Na pocket money dem dey give Downman 😂

my man madueke just gives us the football worth his pay.. 😂😂👏🏾

@sivvlp How many times did you watch this video?

“but when he’s not good, I tell him as well “😭

Omo I shed a tear

@BigMagic30 It was only a joke because we won,if we had lost then he would have said ‘didn’t i prophesy it’

People love to misunderstand a good joke just to stay mad. Pastor Dolapo was obviously just bantering Arsenal, but everyone is overreacting to suit their narrative. When you say something people don't like, they refuse to understand you. They twist your words even if you are just joking. Pastor Dolapo was clearly making a joke about Arsenal, but people want to act like it’s a serious issue just to fit their narrative.

@Arsenal I first think say na AI 😂

MOOD: INTO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL 💃

@tokunbo_wahab This is Ojodu Berger and out of the 3 toilets,only 1 is functioning. Why did you remove the audio from the video? I came across the video couple days ago,it was made by who seems like one of the market women there…she was complaining how just 1 out of 3 toilets is functioning.

As part of our sustained efforts to eliminate open defecation and improve public sanitation across Lagos State, we currently have 1,710 functioning public toilets strategically located across the state for residents and visitors. However, government cannot do this alone. We are encouraging businesses such as filling stations, banks, eateries, and other public-facing facilities to make their restrooms accessible to the public where possible. This collaborative approach will significantly complement government efforts and expand access to sanitation facilities across the state. At the same time, we continue to enforce environmental sanitation laws. Individuals caught engaging in open defecation are being arrested and prosecuted in accordance with the law. These measures are necessary to protect public health, preserve dignity, and maintain a cleaner environment for all. Access to sanitation is a shared responsibility. While government continues to expand infrastructure, residents and businesses must also play their part in ensuring Lagos remains clean, safe, and habitable. #CleanerLagos #GreaterLagos

@arbowe Bro you’re still in earth 😂

A year ago, I went to space 🚀 I raised the money 💰 Conducted NASA affiliated science 🧫 Published the research 📝 And carried a flag that had already been to the Moon moon 🌜 To anyone who’s ever looked up and wondered if there was room for them, there is ✨ #space #news

Beware of snakes under the guise of virtue signaling.

Khamenei that was quick 😂

This statement doesn’t actually clear anything up. In fact, it raises more questions than it answers. When old tweets surface that suggest inappropriate language about children, the standard is clarity and directness. Instead of firmly and explicitly denying any sexual intent, you lean on “kids are mischievous,” “kids are cute,” and “nothing was from perversion” without addressing the specific wording that people found disturbing. That kind of general defense feels evasive, not reassuring. Saying “I don’t have anything to make excuses for” while also admitting the tweets were sensitive enough for your team to delete sends mixed signals. If there is truly nothing wrong, why remove them? And if they were simply jokes taken out of context, then explain the context clearly. Own it or refute it plainly. It is also important to separate two issues: 1.Supporting alleged rape victims 2.Acknowledging that false accusations exist and can destroy lives Dismissing the second issue while passionately advocating for the first is what opened you up to scrutiny. Once you position yourself as morally authoritative on sexual misconduct, your own past words will be examined more closely. That is the reality of public discourse. If you want to settle this, you need to: • Explicitly deny any inappropriate intent in clear terms • Address the specific tweets and why they were written • Avoid framing criticism as a “faceless mob” issue • Take accountability for tone if it was reckless Right now, the response reads defensive rather than transparent. And when it comes to anything involving children, ambiguity only fuels suspicion. That’s not “cancel culture.” That’s the consequence of public advocacy intersecting with your digital history.

Again, to reiterate: If you never point to the best of men to represent the totality of men, then you must be a deranged lunatic to say the worst of men represents the entirety of men.

You CANNOT be interested in rape discourse and eliminate false rape allegation. You CANNOT be interested in fighting for rape victims and taking a stand against rape and be silent about false rape allegation. You CANNOT be against rape and turn a blind eye when the rape victims are boys or the abusers are women. It simply means you do not care about rape or it victims. You are only protecting women. This is just common sense. When rape allegations come up on the TL, everyone is talking about it because they are interested. If you then decide to throw in your performative anger by asking men to stop raping women or claiming to hate men, you do not care about the victim. You only care about agenda, and only working hard to create distraction from the original issue. It was not women that was allegedly raped. It was somebody with a name. Focus on fighting for the truth so the offender can be punished. The offender can be the alleged rapist where he is found guilty or the accuser if she is found to be making false allegation. . . . Our lives are interconnected and your performative anger doesn’t help anybody. A girl child is somebody’s child, sister, niece, cousin, friend, colleague, among others. These people are both male and female. What hurts her, hurts all these people by extension. A boy child shares the same characteristics. What hurts him hurts all these people in his life by extension. You do not love women more than the men in their lives.

Leaked X-ray of Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

@SirLeoBDasilva Sokratis,Litchsteiner 😂

I just imagined Brobbey facing Mustafi and I just fell to my knees in Ojota.

@mariolexxx Oludije

@ESPNUK But they’ve been celebrating how Estevao cooked Timber 😂 Small club mentality

The last time Chelsea beat Arsenal at Stamford Bridge in any competition: ▪️Chelsea had Eden Hazard on the wing ▪️Arsenal had Petr Čech in goal Both are now retired 😮

@CFCUpdates63470 @iam_Daposh @PeakSxnti Stupid excuse. Why don’t you stop competing then and retire the club because you’ve won it all and nothing else matters.

@iam_Daposh @PeakSxnti When you’ve won it all, nothing else matters.

Currently at my lowest. If I go lower than this I might discover crude oil. So I'm adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

𝕏 is the most accurate news source of anything out there because no single outlet controls the story Millions of people are watching, sharing clips, adding context, and correcting mistakes in real time Different angles. Receipts out in the open. Anyone can challenge what’s wrong When power isn’t centralized, lies don’t last long.. Truth spreads faster when everyone can see it