Todd Fichtenberg - Trademarks Are Fun®

Lawyer in me: decent arguments. Fan in me: please stop.

🎵 ba-da-ba-ba-bah 🎵 We're excited to announce @mcdonalds as the official naming rights partner of our new stadium! See you at McDonald’s Park in 2028. #cf97

@bigcvlogs I thought it was a glitch, too, here in Ohio, but apparently there are fires in Canada? Time for Bioweapon Defense Mode!

AQI of 790 In Atlanta Can't Be Good #glitch #aqi #tesla #airquality #georgia #atlanta #atl

Interesting collab

How does one get the job of Standards & Practices person on #survivor? 🤔

Another Buc-ee's suit. wsbtv.com/news/local/atl…

Here's a lawsuit filed today about "the Ferrari or Prada of canned tomato varieties." We're talking about San Marzano tomatoes, of course. California consumers say that Cento Fine Foods falsely advertises its tomatoes as being "Certified San Marzano." The tomatoes allegedly are "inauthentic, and indeed illegal in Italy." ICento was ejected from the Italian Consortium that approves San Marzano tomatoes in 2011. The Consortium "is the only entity which can certify and approve San Marzano tomatoes." Following an Italian police raid of Cento's operations in 2010, a manager was convicted of criminal fraud for selling counterfeit tomatoes. Yet Cento continues to give the "false impression that [its product] contains Consortium certified San Marzano tomatoes."

@CNinety2 No refs, no games

The BEST reason for a match abandonment you will ever read

Woohoo! The USPTO is now at serial number 99800xxx for trademarks. I have no idea why it excites me to see what the next serial number will be after 99999999.

Wow. 204 pages and 632 paragraphs. This Complaint includes claims under the Lanham Act for using in commerce false or misleading representations of fact likely to cause confusion / unfair competition through false advertising.

This contingency related to international events was probably covered in the naming rights contract.

@PsyberMind @WheelerMorse @LasVegasFill I’ve been here and had this and they definitely put anchovies in. Also, you can see the cracked egg shells on the tray…

@WheelerMorse @LasVegasFill They use either anchovies or a paste. And no egg because it’s done as an emulsion, so it’s not needed

The most famous salad in Las Vegas is Golden Steer's tableside Caesar featuring dressing made from scratch! $21 per person with a 2 order minimum. 📍308 W Sahara

#Tracker has some fun names for their search utility terminals.

I’ve been saying Olympia and Maddie should start their own firm for a year! Also, I wanted them to read Emmalyn and Sarah in for a while! Put me on the writer team! Glad they’re not stretching out this Wellbrexia story more…looking forward to season 3! #Matlock

The arguments behind every landmark Supreme Court ruling have never been freely available to the public… until now. Thanks to a gift from the Wolf Law Library at William & Mary Law School, more than 125,000 #SCOTUS records & briefs are now freely freely available on the Internet Archive, spanning 1830 through 2019. The arguments that shaped America, including Brown v. Board of Education. Loving v. Virginia. Read the full announcement ⤵️ blog.archive.org/2026/04/20/u-s… @WMLawSchool #SupremeCourt #DemocracysLibrary

Judge Alan Albright of the US District Court for the Western District of Texas is stepping down from the bench, two people familiar with his decision told Bloomberg Law on Tuesday. news.bloomberglaw.com/litigation/tru…

Happy 2nd birthday to my Pawalegal!

@SeamusHughes 😲 Even $50 is annoying to me!

Hello darkness my old friend. I’ve come to talk to you again.