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Hello lads we’re back and better than ever Jack McQuade has stolen 50 master keys from all of our depots so we’re royally fucked In other news @LNER are gimps with their 897s we hope they explode 🎉🦆

DECEMBER TIMETABLE CHANGE All services will be swapped for class 150/1s from @northernfailway on our west coast corridor with a train every 2 weeks while all other services will be turned into ECS moves for drivers going to party’s and the pub!

@GrandCancel Striking is so fun!!

@TPE_Slay Long time no see ^PR

2 years late and counting! The services return to Manchester will also not run! AT^

@LNEFailway We were on strike you see!

Alright lads the 1030 Glasgow central-Liverpool lime street is cancelled due to the driver being bloated from fifers force feeding him sheep jobby we actually do apologise for this because it’s fifers fault… AL^

Alrighty lads already on the grind today at TPE HQ! ^AT

@Class730Aventra Cheers mate nans at the top of the stairs thinking she’s a chaser

Been a while I’ve been planning a shite happy new year and all that like ^AT

Alright everyone? Had my head freezed back again trains are still cancelled! Have a shite day x

@TMLStudios When is Xbox going to get the astro mega/hanvool pack?

These are the most popular screenshots of "Fernbus Simulator" in the Steam Community hub of the last 3 months. Thank you to Mr Ange Patrick, bozcaadali, Klara_UwU and Lupo 89 for providing those amazing shots for us. 🥰 Which one is your favourite? 1,2,3,4?

@ScotRail OH NO

🚨 There's fake ScotRail account trying to scam people. ✅ Our only username is @ScotRail and our only WhatsApp account is 07555012345. Anything else is a scam. 🛑 We'll never ask for you to send us bank details or make a money transfer via social media.

@WestMidRailway @LastManchester Try me bitch x ^Andrew

@LastManchester Owww - Lauren

Evening all! It's Lauren again for the night shift 👋🏻. Don't hesitate to drop over a message I shall be here to help until 7am. 🤳🏻 Looking for live information? - orlo.uk/eMELO

@Imblestt GLESGA

@Doug_Paulley @northernfailway @GrandCancel @LNEFailway @nationalrailenq @LNER @railandroad @tpenninedistres @TPECancelled @CrossChaos56 @Failsdev @FailsdevUK Make that a quad x ^Andrew

@northernfailway @GrandCancel @LNEFailway @nationalrailenq @LNER @railandroad @tpenninedistres @TPE_Slay @TPECancelled @CrossChaos56 @Failsdev @FailsdevUK We have a hat trick!

Hey @nationalrailenq @LNER Your website says the lifts are out at York Station. Caused me to contemplate getting taxis, rearranging tickets to go a different way, etc. For no reason. Turns out the lifts were repaired some time ago. nationalrail.co.uk/stations/york/ @railandroad

@ryanhil03427119 @MetrolinkMax Go find your dad xoxoxo your banned from all our services AT^

Had to delete one of my posts because of Cyberbullying happening

@SWTrainspotter So the usual then? ^JD

It's not going well

⚠️SERVICE DISRUPTION ALERT⚠️ Due to New year's eve, all our staff are on strike whilst they recover from their hangovers. Anyone seeking transport on our network, please contact @northernfailway for alternative arrangements.