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@jonbonchoyv I should have done the same.

I need @jonbonchoyv in that fucking Brewers bullpen YESTERDAY. Fire Grant “covered in piss” Anderson into the moon.

@jonbonchoyv Keep it hushed though, don’t tell the boys.

Visiting my wife’s grandparents at their new retirement facility. Might leave the yap in the couch cushion of the community room sofa. Get the olds buzzin. 💨

Can someone put these tits on Bernie Brewer for me? Getting a tattoo done.

Got the type of buzz that makes you look for opposite jersey colors in the parking lot.

Since no one else will say it, a $5.59 Filet-o-fish?!?! Absurd.

Sneakin a J behind the yard shed season is officially back.

@BFW Anyone say Norfolk St. for the “two mascots” brain teaser?

@jonbonchoyv There’s a yearning to know how many weeks he was top scorer. Like a lost bible verse.

I’m so excited to get fucked up and move snow.

Most nights it’s a sleeve of Nutter Butters and a half gallon of milk. Not tonight, tonight it was 3 double Gin and juices. 👍🏼

@jonbonchoyv Employee of the Month, Without a Paddle, Role Models.

Did @lildickytweets and @whiskeyginger_ have a son cloned?

Proud of @tomsegura and his performance today for the Latvian Paralympics Curling Team. Absolute sniper.

Things I never thought I’d say as a parent: “Stop touching the dog’s penis with your head.”

“Psst!” *passes note* “Happy Friday, @jonbonchoyv”

@NotLukaGarza @SamDiSalle Taking food out of my kids mouths, guy.

Uncle Sam took 1/3 of my paycheck. youtu.be/sqSA-SY5Hro?si…

@BarstoolBigCat @BarstoolYak Need the KB Geography clip