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@TStape03

Katılım Temmuz 2010
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jenny lewis
jenny lewis@jennylewis·
hot take GBV > big star
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yoshimi red
yoshimi red@nise_yoshimi·
i feel like when you say "yeah phones are bad but tbh we should have never even had TV or radio" you're kind of pissing in the wind a bit. they put the simpsons on TV, if you remember
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Milk@MilkPls68·
My new test of a persons character is if they say they like Star Wars I ask them what saber combat style they prefer and if they have an actual articulate response I rip their spine out of their back
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wyabt
wyabt@wy4bt·
my son is 12 years old and the only way he’s ever interacted with a book is a drag queen reading it to him
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Joey garcia
Joey garcia@NotJosephGarcia·
We used to read Faulkner. Now we watch Focker. Fuck this.
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Meg
Meg@megannn_lynne·
[old-school Law & Order doing a Mental Health Episode™️] Briscoe: You’re telling me this broad made herself yack? Yeesh. Green: Imagine having the loose change to buy lunch AND lose it. The “expert” psychologist: It’s called bulimia. A disease that girls who had bad Dads get.
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thomas.@TStape03·
Guy who has definitely listened to the band Geese enough to know what they sound like.
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mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki
mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki@moll11y·
I always see tweets like this and a lot of people with ADHD rightly say this is just their way of conversing/connecting. But as someone with ADHD I want to make it clear when I’m telling a story immediately after yours it’s because I think mine is better and more interesting
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toyotathombudsman
toyotathombudsman@thomcrowley·
DON DRAPER: These Simpsons, they’re yellow? ROGER STERLING: As the day is long. DON: And the boy? ROGER: Bart, lotta triangles on his head. (puts out cigarette) Sister, too.
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thomas.@TStape03·
@rockmeannadeus On one hand shout out to the big dog for securing a free cruise. On the other hand I would rather DIE
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Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
Just want to point out that if you were having a full conversation with someone you knew and then suddenly they pulled off their face to reveal they were a total stranger in disguise, you would have a fucking heart attack and die
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thomas.@TStape03·
Marisa Abela Wonder Woman….I see it.
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@ratlimit
@ratlimit@ratlimit·
We have non-alcoholic beer. Why can’t we have non-electoral “voting”, for those of us who are civically engaged but would rather be firebombing a Walmart?
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thomas.@TStape03·
@chiimaxcampaign @Cinemark I saw this post and had the same exact thought. Seven Bridges isn’t ready for what I will do if that screen isn’t ready for this summer
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Kentucky Sports Radio (The Show)
Thom Brennaman is now live on KSR!! Tune in as we celebrate Reds Opening Day.
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thomas.@TStape03·
@grace_roso The chorus in that song is what angels sound like to a guy like me
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our band could be your wife
our band could be your wife@grace_roso·
I use the term “best song ever” very liberally because the best song ever changes approximately every other day. And right now the best song ever is Teenage FBI by Guided By Voices.
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thomas.@TStape03·
All this money spent on AI and it can’t figure out that a guy like me is looking up something related to sports gambling right now 👍🏻
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