Titty Sprinkles

@ThePPBDL NO NO NO NO NOOOO

“Can you imagine if Niska did actually show up for the draft and his first ever experience with us was Ryan’s asshole” - Carter

@ThePPBDL Relegation

Where does this team finish in 2026?

From episode 157 of the pod, playing GM for Small & Hurts

@ThePPBDL @Eddie_Moneyball What would we do without him?

@TTSprinkle13 @Eddie_Moneyball If not him, it will be the doctor

Sources: @Eddie_Moneyball on a scouting trip to Boston to get looks at Peyton Tolle and Connelly Early as possible options at 1.1

Championship bound

@UnderdogMLB @SophiaMinnaert I’m cooked

Megill said imaging revealed mild Grade-1 flexor strain; hopes for minimum IL stint, via @SophiaMinnaert.

@ThePPBDL Season over

Big blow for the Tit

@ThePPBDL You really baited me

“Daddy is gonna be buying like it’s Black Friday” - Demolishers after locking up the Week 16 win

Sluts ✅ Hurts ✅ Cats 🔜

@ThePPBDL @GuttaSlut Sluts got titty fucked

Week 15 Highlights from @GuttaSlut -UnstopabAL -Urby Fux -Carter Lucky W -By the hair of his Bone -Commish Back? -Antonio is Alive

@ThePPBDL Caminero to sluts?

Sources: A 3B may be on the move

@ThePPBDL Mr.Irrelevant

As mentioned on the pod today, let’s name a rivalry. Pick the best choice below for the Rivalry Game name between Dodger Blue and Need The DP

@ThePPBDL Thursday night football

This has not been a good matchup of the week. It’s close, but these teams are 11 and 12 in Roto this week. Here’s our dogshit matchup of the week. Whoever is able to do anything this weekend will take the win. It’s 7-5 Hurts after 3.

Matchup of the Week for Week 13 is once again Small & Hurts (9-3) vs Gutter Sluts (9-3) Sluts got the win in Week 4 by the score of 7-5. Another win would capture the H2H tiebreaker for the season One team will stay at the top of the standings, one will drop a crucial game down

@GuttaSlut @ThePPBDL Aura

Swag/Aura Third Baseman. Top 2 will advance

@I_Have_7_Cats @ThePPBDL Niska cause ill be in playoffs

@ThePPBDL Who will win the race to 7th between Alex & Niska?

This week’s Matchup of the Week: Titty Sprinkles (6-5) vs Hambone (4-7) Bone won the first game of the season in Week 1, 8.5-3.5. A Bone loss would put some uncomfortable decisions in the forefront, while a win would make the race for the 6 seed even more interesting.

The offensive onslaught continued for both teams on Saturday, and it looks like three hitting cats are locked up with Ham having Runs and the ratios. Ham got two big holds to tie them up, and that might be the only pitching category up for grabs. It’s 8-4 Bone with one day left

Acuna in Miami and Ketel in Coors, I might get boned this weekend @yearofthebone69