YearOfTheHambone

@I_Have_7_Cats @ThePPBDL @Eddie_Moneyball Show me receipts where we clarified and I’ll be at your house tonight in my assless chaps ready to rumble.

@ThePPBDL @yearofthebone69 @Eddie_Moneyball There is no discrepancy. He will be horseback or removed from the league for lack of honor.

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@GuttaSlut @ThePPBDL Sir. Ma’am? You’re losing.

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@GuttaSlut @ThePPBDL Fantasy gods trying to save you from getting #boned into oblivion

@ThePPBDL Ratios have been corrected.

Matchup of the Week for Week 21 is Gutter Sluts (10-10) vs Hambone (9-11). For the third week in a row, Bone is in the spotlight. Both teams are on life support for playoffs but there are paths for either to get in with a win. Sluts won 7.5-4.5 all the way back in Week 2

@ThePPBDL Acuna on the block

Eddie is here to fry some bacon. Another big day on offense including 10 runs scored has created large gaps already in some hitting categories. The pitching showed up too on Tuesday with 9 innings and sparkling ratios. It’s early, but Ham needs a big day here soon. 9-3 Eddie

Matchup of the Week for Week 20 is Eddie Moneyball (9-10) vs Hambone (9-10) Bone heads right back to the spotlight as these two teams find themselves one game out of a playoff spot. Depending on other results, the loser of this game could be eliminated from playoffs.

@ThePPBDL Check again! LoGUN out of nowhere! @logan_hendo7 let’s eat today

Remaining Starting Pitchers Demo: None Ham: None Categories W: Demo +1 SV: Bone +1 HLD: Bone +2 K: Tied ERA: Bone -1.87 WHIP: Bone -0.554

Matchup of the Week for Week 17 is Demolishers (7-9) vs Hambone (7-9) We have some juicy matchups this week, but this battle between teams each one game out of the playoffs during deadline week, has all the makings of a classic. Demo got the win (via Roto tiebreaker) in Week 6

@Team_Commish Pablo Sandoval Jr. or Jarred Kelenic Jr.? Tough choice…

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@I_Have_7_Cats @ThePPBDL @GuttaSlut @TTSprinkle13 @Eddie_Moneyball @Team_Commish Just had to beat the Bone

@ThePPBDL @GuttaSlut @TTSprinkle13 @Eddie_Moneyball @yearofthebone69 @Team_Commish Bout damn time

Week 15 Power Rankings 1. @I_Have_7_Cats 2. Small & Hurts 3. Team Urby 4. @GuttaSlut 5. Need The DP 6. @TTSprinkle13 7. @Eddie_Moneyball 8. @yearofthebone69 9. Demolishers 10. @Team_Commish 11. The Beast 12. Dodger Blue

Sources: A 3B may be on the move

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@ThePPBDL @GuttaSlut I’m 11 homers away from a bruised manhood

-Urby is 5 homers away from a steak dinner from @GuttaSlut

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@I_Have_7_Cats @ThePPBDL @GuttaSlut I have till midnight. Leave me alone.

@yearofthebone69 @ThePPBDL @GuttaSlut Welcome to hell week

Week 13 Highlights from @GuttaSlut Ed. Is. Back. Hammy with the Kim K Urb Fux Al Stays on Top Titty downs Weapon Carters Perfect Week Barely Beats Extremly Slow Week by Sluts #Ham22

@DrLockss @ThePPBDL Who said he has no aura? He made the list because he had aura. He just didn’t make the next round cause it’s hard to have too much aura when you’re 0-5 with 4 Ks.

@ThePPBDL Can't take a poll seriously that says Will Benson has no aura.

First round of OF Swag/Aura voting is complete. Below are the 9 players that were eliminated: Will Benson Luis Robert Jr Riley Greene Byron Buxton Jackson Chourio Wyatt Langford Teoscar Hernandez Michael Harris Jarren Duran

@ThePPBDL 🐻‍❄️

Which First Baseman has the most swag/aura?

Took my daughter to a baseball game last night and I said Fernando Tatis Jr was swaggy. I then had to explain swag/aura in baseball terms. Got me thinking, who has the most swag/aura at each position? Time to determine the PPBDL All-Swag Team

@I_Have_7_Cats @LouisAnalysis If he hits 30, I’ll drive to your house and ride a horse bareback.

@LouisAnalysis Imagine thinking Bux is only gonna hit 30… 🤡

Byron Buxton already has two home runs today 🚀 Now on the season: .279 BA .343 OBP .896 OPS 15 HR 45 RBI 12 SB He also has a sprint speed of 30.2 ft/sec - fastest in MLB ⚡️ Inject a Byron Buxton 30/30 season 💉💉💉 #MNTwins

@I_Have_7_Cats @jacksettleman @KDTrey5 Burner going strong even outside the league

Nothing is more prevalent in person than the southern hospitality. You can hear how tough it is for them to boo , it’s so funny

@ThePPBDL I thought side chats had privacy. Apparently not.

Sources: @yearofthebone69 was (is?) drunk earlier and was open to making a deal, “come get my whole team.” This was later found to be false.

@Team_Commish Whoa. What is the “real champion’s table” cause I feel attacked. Is this the whole, “hasn’t made the playoffs since he won” thing?

Shoutout to the side chats #Triumvirate #The3Commissioners #TheRealChampionsTable #DBacksFans #BurnerBoiz #TheBradenFanClub #OKCrew #WeKnowBall #DataTeam

@I_Have_7_Cats @Team_Commish I’m not letting commish have him, don’t worry. Carter has first dibs

@yearofthebone69 @Team_Commish The fuck

@Team_Commish come get Ketel, I don’t need him