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@Dr_TheHistories The first American aura farmer

In an 1806 duel, Andrew Jackson (the 7th American president) knew he couldn't outdraw master marksman Charles Dickinson. His survival strategy was brutal: he deliberately let Dickinson shoot him first. Under the rules of dueling, once a man fired, he was required to stand motionless on his mark and await his opponent's return fire. If Jackson rushed his shot to beat Dickinson, he might miss. By absorbing the bullet, Jackson bought himself the time to aim with absolute precision. Dickinson fired. A cloud of dust puffed from Jackson’s coat as the bullet struck him squarely in the chest. But Jackson did not fall. He simply raised his left hand to his chest, stood perfectly still, and leveled his pistol. Jackson survived the immediate impact because of a wardrobe trick and his gaunt physique. Standing 6-foot-1 and weighing only about 145 pounds, Jackson wore a loose, oversized dark blue frock coat. When he took his mark, he turned sideways in a bladed stance. Dickinson aimed exactly where a man's heart should be based on the drape of the coat. The bullet hit the precise spot Dickinson intended, but Jackson's actual heart was an inch or two away. The ball shattered two ribs and lodged deep in his chest cavity. Despite the massive trauma, Jackson masked his pain through sheer willpower and spite. He despised Dickinson—who had publicly insulted his wife—and was determined not to give the marksman the satisfaction of knowing he had landed a successful shot before dying. Jackson later said, 'I should have hit him, if he had shot me through the brain.' Jackson pulled his trigger, but the pistol stopped at half-cock. He calmly pulled the hammer all the way back, took aim again, and shot Dickinson in the abdomen. Dickinson fell and bled to death hours later. Jackson casually walked away from the dueling ground with his surgeon, hiding his wound until they were out of sight of Dickinson's seconds. It was only when the surgeon noticed blood sloshing inside Jackson's left boot that he realized the future president had been hit. The bullet was too close to the heart to be safely removed, and Jackson carried it inside his chest for the remaining 39 years of his life. #drthehistories

@giannirig @shutupmax_

@shutupmax_ Si algún día cantan el que no salta es un pelotudo vos quédate sentado

Cantan "El que no salta es un inglés" y los dos hijos del Dibu, la hija de Mac Allister y el hijo de Enzo que todos son fan, son ingleses. ¿Ya se dieron cuenta lo boludos que quedan o todavía no?

No huevón, EEUU se llamaba las 13 COLONIAS porque olía rico.

@giuliana_nac @MILEIROMAN latercera.com/culto/2022/12/… es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ataques_d… En reiteradas ocasiones los atacaron y saquearon, su "amistad" solo existe porque les convenía en el momento, mientras tanto te pones en contra de la nación que lucho codo a codo por tu independencia, un poco de historia te pido.

@MILEIROMAN No estoy atacando bájate de la nube, yo soy de Viña cerca de sector Reñaca y todos los años veo con mis propios 👀 que 🇦🇷 vienen si ningún drama. Lo de peor o mejor los estás poniendo tu si hasta con mayúsculas escribes. Lo único q digo es que a 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 se le apoya por tener cercanía

Falkland 🇬🇧 así se llaman las Islas no se llaman “Malvinas” repitan conmigo FALKLAND Go England Go 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #mundialdefútbol2026

@JoshuaKhane Meanwhile steam:

Microsoft DELETED my account AND OneDrive!!?? After ACKNOWLEDGING that I’m the owner of the account and that it was compromised??? 25 fucking years of data, thousands of euros spended on games?? My son’s baby pictures? GONE! All because MICROSOFT couldn’t bring back a compromised account?? One of the biggest companies ever coulnd’t do that so they just deleted that shit like it was nothing?? Fucking shame on you!! @microsoftnl @MicrosoftHelps @MicrosoftHelpt @Microsoft #microsoft #hacked

@joakial_ It's an accessory that gives him +10 aura.

Erling Braut Haaland arrives back in Norway with a raccoon.

@tomaslopezz3 @JMilei Compro todo el humo

@TTruppia @JMilei Esta encerrado en Olivos esperando a aparecer el 20/07 con un reluciente bigote… confía TMAP

Señor presidente Javier Gerardo Milei, es sabido que es un bilardista de primera, por lo que el pueblo argentino le pide encarecidamente que cumpla con la cabala y se deje el bigote. @JMilei

@fabipa90 JAJAJJAJAJA y que lo lloren todos en Twitter.

Bancan ganarle a los piratas el miércoles con este gol al minuto 120?

“Todo el chimichurri que eso tiene”

Dicen que los argentinos robamos y los ingleses le robaron hasta su insignia nacional -el té- a los chinos, lloro.

No crei que se fuera a pegar tanto, asi que lo mejore y le puse un final bien falopa. x.com/GoGG_08/status…

@ejf249 Es ahora Julián. Deja que el simbionte (bestia de Calchín) tome el control.

“no me siento el peor cuando las cosas salen mal ni hoy que hice el gol me siento el mejor, sigo siendo julián” es la mejor persona del mundo😭

Necesito el teléfono del psiquiatra de Lautaro. El autocontrol hermano. x.com/ArchivoLautaro…

VAMOS ARGENTINA CARAJO...!!! LRPMQLRCRMP...

@otakuRev @Fran_Casaretto_ El árbitro, el VAR puede llamarlo pero en última instancia es el árbitro el que decide. A grandes razgos el contexto de confrontación es bastante universal, después está la discrecionalidad arbitral que está en cualquier decisión del partido. Esta "razonablemente" reglamentado.

@TTruppia @Fran_Casaretto_ Y quien decide como es el contexto de confrontación?

Dembelé se tapó la boca y Bono nunca salió corriendo a denunciarlo. Entonces, ¿como se aplica la regla?

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