Joey Carroll

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Joey Carroll

Joey Carroll

@TVsJoeCarroll

Comedian and radio host. Touring for our troops in war zones since 1999. You can complain or you can make a difference, the choice is yours.

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Joey Carroll
Joey Carroll@TVsJoeCarroll·
@WesternLensman As Maurice Switzer said, It’s better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
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Western Lensman@WesternLensman·
Sunny Hostin wants you to know that celebrities have a responsibility and obligation to lecture Americans about politics. Because “silence is complicity."
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Joey Carroll
Joey Carroll@TVsJoeCarroll·
@HollensbeAmanda @jman4956 I believe it humbles all of us. I like that you are highlighting the long term survivors. They have been there and their perseverance and grit make examples of the successful treatments.
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Amanda Hollensbe (Braelyn’s Mom)
One of the things we are working on right now for Clemson Bridge is Braelyn’s placement testing — reading, writing, and math. I knew this would be hard for her. Over the last few months alone, she has endured two brain surgeries and is currently undergoing radiation. Her brain is healing, inflamed, exhausted, and trying to recover while still being asked to do very normal “18-year-old” things. So for the last couple of weeks, I’ve been gently preparing her: “Don’t get discouraged. We’ll figure it out together.” Yesterday, we started with math. Basic arithmetic. Story problems. Multiplying and dividing fractions. Honestly, I had to dust the cobwebs off my own brain too. 😂 I made her a times table to refer to, and we worked through the problems side by side. And as we worked, I could see little sparks starting to ignite again. I knew we weren’t starting from ground zero. I knew she had mastered these skills once before. This morning, she opened a reading/writing practice test on her own while I watched quietly from a distance. And then she started crying. I expected it. There were paragraphs to read, grammar corrections, sentence restructuring, organization questions — so many words to process all at once. I immediately told her: “I know, Honey. I get it. That’s a lot right now. But you WILL get there. You’ve done it before and you will do it again. In the meantime, we will do this together.” So I read the passages aloud while she followed along, and we worked through the questions together. A little later, during the time she normally takes a nap after radiation, I noticed she had quietly opened the practice tests again on her own. That moment hit me hard. Because this is what resilience really looks like sometimes. Not big speeches. Not dramatic victories. Just a tired teenage girl whose brain has been through unimaginable trauma… choosing to keep trying anyway. She knows her brain is slower right now. That frustrates her deeply because before all of this, she was incredibly sharp and quick-witted. But those pieces of her are still there. And I believe with everything in me that they are finding their way back. 💜 #DCvaxForBraelyn #Resilience #BrainCancer
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Joey Carroll
Joey Carroll@TVsJoeCarroll·
@KatTimpf @9NewsNancy I’m so very sorry for your devastating loss. May you find comfort, strength and peace in your memories. 🙏
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Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf@KatTimpf·
My seemingly healthy, strong father Daniel “Dad Timpf” Timpf died very unexpectedly on the evening of May 7 at just 69 years old.   It does not seem like enough to simply call him my father, because he was so much more than that. He was my rock, my hero and my best friend. He was loyal, funny, kind, selfless, hard-working, and so devoted to his children that it was impossible to be near him and not find yourself inspired. He was a writer, a painter, a sailor, and somehow knowledgeable on every subject from world history to literature to accounting. He was the most dependable person anyone has ever met. I always felt like, as long as I had his phone number, there was not a problem I could not solve. I needed him here with me; I am not okay, and I am far from the only person who feels this.   The birth of my son in February 2025, his first grandchild, was supposed to be a happy new beginning for our family. A family that had been already once devastated by an untimely loss: the loss of my mother Anne Marie to a rare disease in 2014 just a matter of weeks after her diagnosis.   The joy of my son’s birth was, of course, complicated by my also very unexpected breast cancer diagnosis just a matter of hours before going into labor with him. During this time, my dad did what he did best, which was to save the day. As soon as he heard about my diagnosis, he simply got into the car and started driving to New York -- making it through the tunnel just as my  son was born…on the day that happened to be his own birthday, as well.   In the tumultuous time of a simultaneous new cancer diagnosis and new baby, my dad was the sole reason for our stability, rushing in to help care for our son, and returning to do so again for my double mastectomy, reconstructive surgery, and any time that we ever needed him. It was an awful, awful year… but I found so much joy and hope throughout it by watching the beauty of a very special relationship form between my son and my father. This horrible thing that was happening was creating such a very special bond between the two of them -- almost making the terrible thing worth it -- and I was so excited to see how that bond would grow.   The bond was of top priority for my father, who visited from Michigan often. I saw him last on the Monday before he died, and my son was so proud to help his grandfather push his suitcase down to the car as he left. The goodbyes were quick. Why wouldn’t they be? We would all see each other again at the beginning of June, when we would all head to Texas for my shows and to see my grandpa. We wanted to make sure that my son could spend as much time as he could with his great-grandfather. He is, after all, 93.   I was certainly not over the trauma of my cancer or having to amputate the breasts I so badly wanted to feed my son with, but the one thing I could always count on to get me through my worst moments was seeing my son’s and my father’s faces light up when they saw each other, be it during the visits or our routine morning and bedtime FaceTime calls.   That is, at least, until I had to hear over the phone from a doctor I had never met in an emergency room in the same town up north that I’d previously announced to my father that I was pregnant that my dad was dead; I would never see him again, and neither would my son. It would turn out that last year was not the hard one, after all. Rather, it was the one I would now do anything to relive. I would amputate my breasts every year just to be able to speak with him one more time, even for five minutes.   I am currently living an unimaginable horror. For many people, this is a tragic story. For me, it’s my life. I do not know how I will recover from it. I only know that I have to for the sake of what is left of my family.
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Seth
Seth@nest_pasunepipe·
@WomenReadWomen @MrAndyNgo I am the guy in the video. Andy is right, my name is Seth. It was taken several years ago now, before I went on testosterone and such. I never submitted it anywhere anonymously or otherwise since. This is an update video if you’re curious. I’m 30-something now 😂
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Genevieve Gluck
Genevieve Gluck@WomenReadWomen·
This is a 30 year-old man. Puberty blockers are a form of chemical castration. Chemical castration and gender identity ideology were pioneered by pro-pedophile sexologists.
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Joey Carroll
Joey Carroll@TVsJoeCarroll·
@ScottJenningsKY As Maurice Switzer said "It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it".
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Scott Jennings
Scott Jennings@ScottJenningsKY·
AOC just shared her socialist rendition of the American Revolution story. This was the easiest fact check I've ever conducted. Here's the history lesson she so desperately needs 👇
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U.S. Senator John Fetterman
U.S. Senator John Fetterman@SenFettermanPA·
Stop this henpecking. $13M? This is an iconic American place and was in serious disrepair. Get over the TDS and celebrate this is getting done for our 250th. 🇺🇸
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Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Unhinged crazy woman threatens to assassinate Trump, his family, and Elon Musk
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Robert Davi
Robert Davi@RobertJohnDavi·
You decide!!! No Kings explained for people who think they're fighting fascism. You're standing in a crowd on Saturday. You look around and think yeah. No Kings. This is what democracy looks like. Bro. You're holding a sign made by a communist billionaire who lives in Shanghai. You live in a constitutional republic. Elections. Term limits. A free press that spent four years calling the president a fascist without one journalist being arrested. The modern left's definition of fascism: You love your country? Fascist. You want to enforce the border? Racist. You think parents should raise their kids? Bigot. You want to know who's voting in your elections? Jim Crow. Being patriotic is fascism to the modern left. But every country has borders and enforces them. 176 countries require ID to vote. That's the definition of a country. But the Democratic establishment told you otherwise. And you believed them. Congress has a 15% approval rating. 80% of Americans disapprove. 97% of incumbents got re-elected. Chuck Schumer. 46 years. Longer than Stalin. Steny Hoyer. 45 years. Longer than Mao. Mitch McConnell. 42 years. 5x more than Napoleon. Nancy Pelosi. 39 years. Longer than Henry VIII. Maxine Waters. 35 years. Longer than Mussolini. Bernie Sanders. 35 years. Triple Hitler's entire reign. Trump. 5 years and 3 months. Won the popular vote and the electoral vote. But Trump is the king. Okay buddy. You don't hate kings. You hate kings that aren't yours. And Saturday they had you in the streets carrying their water. The Democratic Party installed a president without letting you vote. Biden quit on a Sunday. By Tuesday your queen was crowned. No primary. No debate. No ballot. First time since 1968. Three days before your march every Senate Democrat voted against photo ID to vote. During COVID you carried a vaccine card everywhere like a hall pass from the government just to eat at a restaurant. But getting a birth certificate or waiting two hours at the DMV to prove you're a citizen before you vote? That's oppression. The Democratic Party is pro illegal immigration. Counts non-citizens in the Census. Census determines congressional seats. More non-citizens means more seats means more power. No voter ID means no way to check. That's how you keep power without wearing a crown. Biden built a censorship machine. Pressured Facebook to suppress true information and admitted it in writing. Censored scientists. Censored doctors. Censored JOKES. The Biden White House told Facebook to remove "humor and satire." They literally went after people for making fun of them. UK does it better tho... Everything they censored turned out to be right. They just outsourced the silencing to Silicon Valley. And it doesn't stop at speech. The extreme left justifies taking children from families. Six thousand schools rewrite children's identities without telling parents. And the State has the right to intervene. The Hitler Youth did this. Mao's Red Guards did this. The Soviets built statues of a child who reported his own father. Same playbook. During Covid, your bakery got shut down. Church closed. You couldn't hold your dying mother's hand at the hospital. But thousands packed together during BLM to burn Minneapolis and THAT was essential civic engagement. Obviously. $2 billion in damage. 25 dead. 2,000 cops injured. 20 states burning. VP Kamala promoted a bail fund for the rioters. No investigation. No hearings. January 6. One building. Few hours. 1,000 prosecuted. Two years of televised hearings. Kings decide which violence counts. The left decided. Charlie Kirk spent his life walking onto campuses asking for honest debate. He was assassinated. CSIS terrorism database. 2025 is the first year in 30 years that left-wing attacks outnumber right-wing. Yet no one brings this up. 75% of liberal students say preventing a speaker from talking is justified. 27% say violence is acceptable.
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Andy Ngo
Andy Ngo@MrAndyNgo·
A trans Indian migrant who arrived in the UK a few years ago and is not a citizen or permanent resident was elected to the Scottish parliament as a member of the woke Green Party. Scotland allows non-citizens to become elected to office. “Q Mannivannan” is set to earn over $100k USD despite not having the right to work full time on his temporary visa.
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Juanita Broaddrick
Juanita Broaddrick@atensnut·
I am thoroughly convinced this idiot, AOC, would chase a laser pointer.
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Joey Carroll
Joey Carroll@TVsJoeCarroll·
@TaraBull I’ll bet she can fit 3 servings of shrimp in that gullet.
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
Red Lobster informs couple that the Endless Shrimp meal deal rules have changed, and they are not happy about it
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
What is this front bulge called?
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Benny Johnson
Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·
The CNN panel didn’t know what to say when they found out the new Congressional seat after Tennessee redistricted will go to a Republican black woman instead of an old white Democrat man. They had to cut to a commercial 🤣
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Joey Carroll
Joey Carroll@TVsJoeCarroll·
@mattvanswol $2,500 bond? As if he’s not a threat to the community. These judges have been rendering decisions that hurt and kill innocent citizens. How can they be held accountable?
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
Her name was Isabella Stroupe. She was 19. She loved books. Her family called her Bella. She was tied to a bed with a tow strap and tortured for months in an east Charlotte NC apartment. Multiple broken bones. St*b wounds. R*ped repeatedly. Her mother said she screamed and screamed when she found out. Thomaz Hamilton, a violent repeat offender is charged with first-degree m*rder and first-degree r*pe. Months. She was alive in there for months. Say her name. Isabella Stroupe. WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS.
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