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Licensed Private Investigator & Security Specialist. Father, Husband, Freemason, Shriner, Clown. and Former Republican...
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It’s weird that trump…
- wears a ton of orange makeup
- was fined $355 million for fraud
- brags about acing a cognitive test
- dances like he’s jerking off 2 dudes
- needs 2 hands to drink a glass of water
- is in SO many pictures with Jeffrey Epstein
- is NOT endorsed by his former Vice President
- said there were airports in the Revolutionary War
- is hated by 40 out of 44 former cabinet & staff
- tried to convince people he’s 6’3” and 215 lbs
- can't remember saying he has the best memory
- denied porn star sex, but still paid her $130,000
- is a billionaire, but always asks followers for $
- confused E. Jean Carroll with Marla Maples
- confused Nancy Pelosi with Nikki Haley
- picked a low-energy loser like JD Vance
- constantly talks about Hannibal Lecter
- doesn't know the national anthem
- was convicted on 34 felony counts
- was indicted on 88 felony counts
- doesn't know the Lord's prayer
- tried to Sharpie a hurricane
- wanted to nuke a hurricane
- went bankrupt SIX TIMES
- wanted to buy Greenland
- told over 30,000 lies
- shits on a gold toilet
- tried to hump a flag
- doesn't drive a car
- doesn't have pets
- wears diapers
- cheats at golf
- never laughs
trump is fucking WEIRD.

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Twitter was great 3 months ago, now they want me to pay $ for garbage. #SorryElon 🤣🤣🤣
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And yet y’all still voted against raising the minimum wage
Republicans@Republicans
60% of workers report living paycheck-to-paycheck
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Make no mistake. Little MAGA Margie is scared.
Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸@FmrRepMTG
Republicans will need to refuse to appropriate any funding to Merrick Garland’s Special Counsel and defund any part of the DOJ acting on behalf of the Democrat party as a taxpayer funded campaign arm for the Democrat’s 2024 presidential nominee.
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PATRIOTS: Can we get 1,000 quick replies usin' the hashtag #ThankYouMadamSpeaker to help get it trendin'?
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Some people tried to leave Trump's 2024 launch early but were stopped by security, ABC reporters say news.yahoo.com/people-tried-l… via @YahooNews
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Pot Smoking Baby Boomers Are On The Rise, Why Are Scientists So Happy For Them? Hint: Benefits For The Aging Brain finance.yahoo.com/news/pot-smoki… via @Yahoo
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