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One of the most attractive things someone can tell me about themselves is “I see a therapist regularly”.

“They got money for wars but can’t feed the poor” — Tupac Shakur

People are suspecting that they're selling people in these large boxes/storage cabinets on Wayfair. They all are the same product but have different names, all female names. And they are all priced $10-15k more than the cabinet sold elsewhere. #ChildTrafficking

@UnicornPlushy And this…

@UnicornPlushy I was trying to find my screenshots of that. The other weirdness I saved from this were these. #wayfair

@PicturesFoIder Frameless exhibition London ‘The storm on the Sea of Galilee’

@dominalynnette Queen!

Gimp hangs 😈⛓️💜 #chicagodominatrix #bondage

One of the greatest sculptors of all time was born 426 years ago today on December 7, 1598. A thread on the legendary Gian Lorenzo Bernini 1. The Abduction of Proserpina

Costco CEO who loses his shit at even the suggestion of raising the hot dog price is the only one safe

Heterosexuals for the whole of June

If I ever have to start dating again I am only posting unflattering photos of myself.

Cry about your dead parents now or cry during a musical later.

Loud sneezes

Weird things that make me sad after losing my dad.

Bathroom readers.

@janemarielynch Ah yes, hemorrhoids.

Um.

@mattlindner Just looking for an excuse to say she’s “from Chicago”. Nah honeycomb, you from PEORIA Illinois.

Lady nobody at all calls Peoria “Little Chicago.”

Kohl’s at night

To my surprise the fan in this bathroom was not a fan but a heater. Nothing but hot farts in here.

Hey, Hey, My, My, Spotify picked the wrong guy.

Nobody knows what a sport pepper is down here. The things I took for granted I tell ya.