Theophilus Simpson

Congratulations to Sebastian Sawe for running the entire London Marathon in less time than it took Russell Brand to tell @piersmorgan his favourite Bible verse.

9 year old me going through the Argos catalogue when my mum asks what I want for Christmas

@ScarredForLife2 I hated seeing that as a kid. I wish I never saw this post in my feed.

NOSEYBONK was the unofficial star of BBC puzzle show for kids, Jigsaw. Along with Worzel Gummidge, he was intended to be whimsical and charming, but ended up having the opposite effect on a large section of the audience. And look here: there's two of the bloody things!

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@KeruboSk Hello

What’s a phrase a narcissist says that instantly gives them away?

We don’t shame terrible women enough

@CrimeLdn No hazard lights and lorry driver not paying attention

Happened on the a13 today..

@KhiaKardashian @I_Dont_Know_Her Never heard this before

this being the worst song ever created

Gen-X music was messy af 😂 😂 😂 😂

@OunkaOnX All this needs is benny hill music

@Apple not liking the new iPhone update. Hard to read the time now.

can i see ur dc!!kkkkkk? (very serious)

When Unc said " low down" I lost it 😂

@GGARCHIVEUK This is the first time seeing this video and never knew there was four. Honestly thought it was an extra trying to get in as much camera time as possible.

25 years ago, Mis-Teeq released “Why?”

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