Travis Keller

@Gregorycrabill Lol, how was this last one?

Too turnt!!

@MsEmilyAnn11 @jtimberlake I really thought there would be more he could do. :( I'm just as disappointed as you.

@MsEmilyAnn11 @jtimberlake I exaggerated. I know the bassist from Hootie and the Blowfish and he said he couldn't help. #Sorry

@MsEmilyAnn11 @jtimberlake I'll see what I can do. #IKnowPeople

@bigbec1 Looks like McLovin!

Also, it's noon here and I just got off work. I'm not drinking at 10am or anything. Lol. One beer.

And, I didn't even get carded! #ThankYouFacialHair

I just got a burger, fries, and a beer for $4. That's what's up.

Canadians!!

POF should be called fish in a barrel. #tooeasy

@T_RavMan don't matter what it is what it cost ooooohhhh see I'm on paper view

@NDobrinich Hell yeah, man. I'll remember that. We'll have to do something sometime.

@NDobrinich Are you 21 yet, Bro?

She knew all the words that I never had said, she knew the crumbling promise of this broken down man.

You might need a giraffe when you is countin' this cash!!!!!

🎶I'm like Rick James, Fire in the hole! I can't wait to spend this money!!🎶 @RodneyCox93

I miss all of my ex's friends. Is that weird?