B. Twelve Washingbeard

@WolvesXWrld @VicLombardi They called it because he hit Williams in the hand while he was shooting.

@VicLombardi The best part about this one is that even with the flop kick he didn't even make contact with the defender and they still called it

The scissor kick jumper followed by the immediate dive must be addressed. Every team has a player who does it. I see youth players now doing it. It’s so difficult to distinguish in real time. It’s a WWE move and it must be extinguished from the game.

@CavemanSenator It’s called “dragging hole” and yes adults who pay bills are allowed to do it.

Can I come over and scrape my asshole across your carpet like a dog

@st_louis_stan Reminds me of Gods of Egypt getting cancelled before it even released because they didn’t use any Egyptian actors. That kind of shit was happening constantly.

The annoying thing about this is that it's easy to make jokes about Gamergate and yes it is kind of a lame topic but the libtard Obama-era moral panics really have put us into a cultural low point that we're still stuck in, Gamergate is the easy target to laugh at but the same thing happened to movies and books and film, mass culture has been uniformly terrible for the last 10-15 years and it's because every cultural work that requires $ investment (ie, not some guy writing a book / making an indie game) is REQUIRED to adhere to libtard cultural norms before it's allowed to even be considered to be made, and we've got a long, long way before we're out of it

@Bbbccvn96 @jakebrodes This is the way I always understood it as well.

@jakebrodes The Kid philosophically embraces Holden (he’s not actually there) and rapes the bear girl in the outhouse. This is only implied but the passages mention the Kid seeking out a midget prostitute and being impotent and the girl going missing.

it’s implied judge holden just rapes and kills The Kid in an outhouse and then goes inside and cuts a rug like nothing happened. I know he’s the potential for pure evil that exists inside all men made manifest or whatever. But fuck. I wanted The Kid to survive.

@okcthunder Chet…yes. That was what they used to call me. That was my name. 🧙‍♂️

Fit so crazy he's glowing 😮‍💨

@RadicalFalk Freedom to tell the same joke five times.

What 10 Years in the USA Does To You 🍾😡

@NatashaCL7 @iky_fwjett “The correct response.” That’s the problem right there. Everything is a test. She was awake in bed and created a little test: see if he comes in and kisses me. He “failed” the test, so she had to let him know he failed.

@iky_fwjett The punishment does not fit the crime. He’s manipulative and cruel. If you say, “hey you left without kissing me goodbye today.” The correct response is: “Sorry love, I was running late, I’ll give you extra kisses later.”

@kevin_nealon This is what sailors would say when they got caught banging a porpoise.

Mermaids are real

@bumbadum14 Try Walmart delivery. We don’t even go to the store anymore, just order whatever we want and it’s at our front door in a couple hours.

Nothing fucking works anymore. Every flight is delayed. Every Amazon order is delayed. Every uber driver is African. Every store has a glass over everything. Everything fucking sucks and it’s all more expensive. I can’t go to a store and just buy what I need anymore. No I have to order it on Amazon and then wait 4 days (delayed for a week) because retail doesn’t exist anymore. Just fucking awful.

@RapeCod Think of other body parts that can be raped, not just your holes.

Im running low on #InspiRapetion any #tips

@SparkleWolf404 @TommySiegel Wouldn’t jumping out of the pot mean leaving earth in this analogy?

@TommySiegel Iirc frogs need to be lobotomized in order to not jump out of the pot. I feel that added detail adds some extra nuance to the picture

getting really tired of the frogs on the right these days

@Holden_Culotta Groundbreaking stuff here.

Tim Dillon: “The old world is dead.” “Drive around LA and everything is for lease.” “Go to a mall and walk around the ancient ruins of the world that you grew up in.” “It’s not coming back.” “The world is never gonna look the way it did.” “As I’m reading on my phone about these tech billionaires trying to open Stargates, and these scientists disappearing that are supposedly working on anti-gravity technology, and I’m staring at a Hot Topic in the mall in Redondo Beach, it’s like a ghost town.” “I’m feeling like I’m looking at the past.” “I would wander around malls as a kid with my friends.” “You would smoke a joint … you’d get some food, but that world is dead.” “These commercial spaces are gone.” “The office spaces are gone.” @TimJDillon

@theleslieneeson My favorite scene from the movie. He literally says his name is “Buzz’n Frog” and nobody bats an eye. 😂

Wrongfully Accused (1998)

@Warby_bo_bandY0 @allldiamonds Part of gentrification then left? So White flight? Sorry, still racist.

@allldiamonds Not trying to be a pick me honkey but as a white person who was part of gentrification then left, those are the one of the absolute worst kinds of white people.

White people gentrified a park I've gone to my entire life and look at me crazy if I smoke here. Oh okay.

@coughdropsh Supper’s Ready by Genesis

Everyone drop their favorite 10+ minute songs im sick of the 3 minute long brainrot music i need an adventure

@flintmorphine @eeeeow If that were true, you wouldn’t be renting.

@T_Washingbeard @eeeeow 20 seconds of my time is more valuable than 20 minutes of a rent seeker's.

Property Managers when they have to manage the property they are paid to manage:

@LettersAndShit @eeeeow You got me, I don’t know what lightbulbs or screwdrivers are or how they work. Do you put the lightbulb in your butt and have another person spin you around? Help!

@T_Washingbeard @eeeeow They're in the same sentence 😭

@rhymewithocean Strange trend these days when people take pride in not being able to do anything.

nothing landlords love more than eternally pissing and moaning about having literally any responsibility attached to the thing they decided to do

@LettersAndShit @eeeeow I wasn’t specifically talking about the screwdriver comment, just giving an example of a 20 second job.

@T_Washingbeard @eeeeow Why would you be pretty sure of that when he specifies using a screwdriver? I usually just twist them with my hand

@nick_chappy @eeeeow Screwing in a lightbulb isn’t “fixing the lights.” Does he need to “fix” the toilet paper roll when it runs out too?

@T_Washingbeard @eeeeow So is he, or is he not paid to fix the property, which would include the lights?