Table Scraps

IT'S ALBUM TIME! 'Coffin Face' - our new LP on YELLOW vinyl - is out Sep 24th ⚰🌞 Here is a taste of track one: 'Threads' 🐎 Pre-order, stream, watch 👉 linktr.ee/tablescraps

@beckyrogers29 Just popping up on Twitter for the first time in a ZILLION years to spout the fun fact that a Brummie wrote ‘Candy’ 😎

lots of merch cut discourse these days. while i totally agree, i think we’re ignoring a way bigger issue at venues: the bathroom tickets. sometimes venues only give us 4 bathroom break tickets per band. between a 4 person band on tour, each person peeing once is NOT enough.

@auspices Yep one of the absolute worst venues in the country - we also have maybe the second worst in the Institute! 🥰

I absolutely despise the O2 on the Horse Fair for live music. Stage seems inverted so you can’t see anything, even if you’re not stood behind a massive pillar. TVs on the entire time, awful vibes, shit drinks, horrible place to get to and queue outside

@jimmymacmusic Brent as Austin Powers is spot on - really quite something. Have looked after him twice at our local. Nice bloke, his wife (also lovely) manages it with an iron fist, deeply depressed tour manager who DJs, people too pissed to even know where to look for the selfies. Carnage!

Fascinated by Barrioke. Who’s going to these shows? Why are there so many of them? How much does he get paid per gig? Is he fulfilled by this? Why is the Chipping Sodbury Town Hall leg sold out already?

@lexkelandjun Probably worked out that TERFs are the easiest and most gormless marks to extract more money from, which can then mysteriously disappear up her nose?

Is there a way to see Louise Distras's twitter blocklist? So many bands put out awesome and important music this year and it seems like the most convenient way to keep track

@angrymaggie Double it and pass it to the next guy (me 😡)

NEW SHOW: Margarita Witch Cult Hare & Hounds Fri Sept 15th Tickets on sale now! 💀🤘 skiddle.com/e/36388011

@smellybdrmm Gwan boys - see you for more penalty shootouts and cups of tea back at The Hare soon 🤠

ok fuck. word is, there is a pretty solid chance we could chart. which is unreal considering we’re 4 daft lads from hull. to have that under our belt be crazy. thank you all for the support so far, it has been amazing. you can stream/buy our record here; linktr.ee/smellybdrmm

@Benefitstheband Seeing you guys smashing it is the best reason to scroll the timeline these days 💪💪

Beware, we are getting good and effective at what we do. Glastonbury was epic.

Great to see Scott finally taking on the Glasto headline last night. Super chuffed for you, mate xxx

@vinylfan83 Well said, mate!

@smellybdrmm @SoYoungMagazine Love the artwork but it does make you seem less like the cuddly and adorable scamps you are IRL

@ilovealcopop @NotJayTabb @Coventry_City @wembleystadium Ahh was rooting for you pal - next time!

Amazing time at Wembley yesterday and though the outcome was truly crushing, if we had to lose to anyone I'm glad it was Luton... Class fans, genuine team and played ever so well. Incredible atmosphere. The perfect advert for 'unfashionable' football teams ♡ 🐘🎩

Bandcamp Friday bonanza flash sale! All LPs £15 (plus all three for £40) and an irresistable CD bundle too. Free 7" of 'Sick of Me' with every order! Yowza! bit.ly/scrapshop

@Benefitstheband @gshawisme @hareandhounds Pretty sure I found that pineapple juice on Sunday morning - hope it did the job, mate, and glad the paneer was a winner!

@gshawisme @hareandhounds haha! It's supposed to be for my voice but I keep getting told off for it by doctors and singing teachers. I don't drink alcohol anymore so Pineapple Juice is my go to!

@Benefitstheband @hareandhounds @helloscrounge Paneer one with lime pickle and popadoms in it is banging. And appropriately Brummie, ofc x

@TableScrapsBand @hareandhounds @helloscrounge I’m tooled up already don’t worry. Veggie kebabs?

BIRMINGHAM TONIGHT at @hareandhounds. NB *EARLY DOORS 7PM*, get down early LETS GO! 745 @helloscrounge / 840 Benefits TICKETS gigantic.com/benefits-ticke…

SUNDAY! Early show, 5pm. Supporting Quasi (!) at Hare & Hounds, B'ham. TICKETS! skiddle.com/whats-on/Birmi…

@VonPip @CATHFACTORY A fair few in the Midlands learned this the hard way, sadly - especially a number of unfortunate teenage interns who got attacked the second they moved onto bigger and better things

@CATHFACTORY The person trolling was obscene with hatred for Wet Leg too. Had to block her and sister as the negativity was draining . And the only person calling the band ‘indie’ is her. Deranged