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BREAKING: A statement announcing Jeffrey Epstein's death has been found in the recent Epstein files, but it's dated a day before he killed himself in his cell, per the DM

@BillyM2k Yes

i took an ativan (lorazepam) before my flight and i didn’t feel anxious at all is this what normal people feel like all the time!?!?

I would like to take this time to remind everyone that it is possible to have an unexpressed thought.

@Gemini Is it ADA?

Something BIG is coming tomorrow. Stay tuned.

@BonesawMD Go to therapy.

If you’re a man with high levels of self-respect, Do everything in your power to ensure your wife/gf doesn’t catch you sleeping too often. Best she never sees you sleep at all. This is true, sadly, and you will sense her respect for you diminish if it happens too frequently.

@Vivek4real_ I just takes one trade to get it all back.

THE 40X #BITCOIN WHALE JAMES WYNN JUST OPENED A NEW $46 MILLION LONG 👀 HERE WE GO!!! 🚀

@krassenstein Space X funding cut incoming.

BREAKING: Elon Musk comes out against Trump’s “Big beautiful bill”. “I was disappointed to see the massive spending bill, frankly, which increases the budget deficit, not just decreases it, and undermines the work that the DOGE team is doing. I think a bill can be big or it can be beautiful, but I don’t know if it can be both.”

@greg16676935420 You didn’t get a cake on the day you were born?

I’ll never understand why stores sell a “0” candle. No one ever turns 0

@jack Yes, let’s invalidate all the existing bitcoin literature and educational resources because some random newbies struggle with simple concepts.

this sats are so confusing to people just getting into bitcoin. bits of bitcoin is better, and just bitcoin is best.

@BitcoinErrorLog It’s not hard.

This is so confusing... Payment method: "lightning" 966.1751684664201 SATS per dollar?! wut

@glenn_tunes A lot of Americans feel this way too.

EVERYONE OUTSIDE OF AMERICA HAS ONE SINGLE QUESTION! WHY NOT STOP TRUMP AND THE CORRUPT TRAITORS WHO'S NOW BEHIND THE HOSTILE TAKEOVER AND DESTRUCTION OF AMERICA? WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE WAITING FOR?? DO YOU NEED MORE EVIDENCE? WAKE UP AMERICA 🤦😤😡

@lexfridman Stop talking drugs, plz.

I was sent here by a distant alien civilization to study humans.

@KyleKulinski Man, naked corruption isn’t nearly as fun or sexy as it sounds.

If Biden or Obama accepted a $400 million jet from Qatar Trump would never shut the fuck up about it and they would be impeached and removed the next day.

@BauerOutage Your mistake was not bribing Donald Trump to pressure MLB.

So, since Pete is welcome back now, does that go for everyone who has been blackballed? Or do you actually have to be guilty of something to qualify for that?

@BitcoinMemesIRL Apologize for assuming I’m not a Bitcoiner.

@BillyM2k Yes

imo star wars is overrated am i canceled?

@CaleCrypto Now I’m depressed and psychotic.

You’re not depressed, you just need to go on a walk and talk to yourself

@AutismCapital Sorry he’s putting you in the wood chipper. 😢

Uh oh. 😰

@mjfree Having sex with a multi millionaire.

How did Melania get her citizenship?