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CHUCK NORRIS MEME THREAD TO END ALL MEME THREADS Let's honor one of the GOAT's by dropping your BEST Memes and Chuck Norris jokes! 👇👇👇

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

IRANS NEXT "PRESIDENT" 🙄

Has anyone tried unplugging the United States and plugging it back in again?

As a European, I don't understand how Trump remains in power after everything he has done.

Sorry...

Run Forrest, Run.... #Klæbo

Tenk at det er OL om fem dager? Det har gått helt i glemmeboken. Har interessen for vintersport noen gang vært lavere?

1600 Pennsylvania ave Washington DC

@LexiOrtizz @brfootball He’s danish

@brfootball Høgh Put that man in the Norwegian international team

Bodø/Glimt beat Man City 3-1 for their first win in the UCL league phase this season 🇳🇴🛡️

@footballontnt @LiamMacdevitt @tntsports @discoveryplusUK Got to love the Bergenglish accent from Kjetil Knutsen🤩

"It's a historical moment for this club" 🙌 Bodo/Glimt manager Kjetil Knutsen praises his players for securing the club's first ever Champions League win after beating Man City 3-1 💫 🎙️ @LiamMacdevitt 📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

Okay, this is funny! 😆

The real question is why did Joe Biden allow Denmark to land a boat in Greenland 500 years ago?

Siden jeg ikke mottok borettslagets hederspris etter forrige dugnad ,føler jeg ingen forpliktelser til å jobbe på kommende dugnader, eller for samhold blant naboene

JIMMY KIMMEL: "Yes, he's a criminal and a dictator who's driven his country into financial ruin, while he and his family have lined their own pockets, but Maduro is no saint either." This is savage... 🤣

Hva som kjennetegner onde mennesker? Eksempel:

@guganoid @pedrizard That’s mental😅

@pedrizard The best gif of all time. Cannigia!

this is my new favorite gif😂

People from Norway, Sweden and Denmark, see the United States the same way Trump sees Somalia.

@Seanrosk De mangler vel også Wolfe?

Dette hadde vært noen hakk stiligere hvis de hadde forsøkt å plassere spillerne på rett sted på kartet.