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andy burnham is fighting bitches on twitter about his jogging

@JamesAHogg2 Was bunny a qare? Poor old bunny

The great Paul Whitehouse is 68 years old today, which means I am obliged to post this (again!) - arguably the most majestically random but brilliant comedy sketch committed to celluloid for at least the last, what, forty, forty five years? Yes, forty, forty five years. Happy birthday Paul 🤘

@rosie_wrighting steeting the EMBODIMENT of a customer feedback form 😂

Yes this is me unable to open a water bottle

@AlfinCodes still more secure than a fortigate

Pov: Chicken firewall for network security

@SussexIncidents @CrimeLdn qualtiy camera work bro

Armed police responded to reports of a man with a bladed weapon at a Bexhill retail park this afternoon. Officers used a distraction device before detaining a 46-year-old at Ravenside Retail Park. Read more at sussex.news/east-sussex/ma… @CrimeLdn

@GayTory good BYE 🤣

Can anyone tell me how, as a resident of Greater Manchester, Burnham has bettered my life?

@ZiaYusufUK are u even an MP zia ?

Andy Burnham abandoning his post as Mayor, and triggering an election in service of nothing other than his own ambition. Using the people of Makerfield as his pawns. Big mistake.

@montie West Streeting the human embodinment of the customer feedback form IM PMSL 🤣🤣🤣

Culshaw is the best imo

@LizWebsterSBF @AndyBurnhamGM HOW fast will that LUXURY armani suit collection come out 😁 independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

🔴 @AndyBurnhamGM on BBC today: “I think Britain has been on the wrong path for 40 years.” 👍 It started with de-industrialisation, bus deregulation, and the privatisation of life’s essentials. 👏 We need to… get the basics back under public control so that people can afford their rent, their energy bills, etc. 🙌 He wants Labour to “change and once again [be] the party that people in this borough knew… I don’t blame anybody who has gone away and voted for other parties. I want them to regain their trust… I want Labour solidly to become a working class community.”

Andy Burnham, the self-styled “Running Man” takes a spectacular tumble from a very high place after a chance encounter with Angela Rayner, both desperate to succeed Keir Starmer, yet somehow unable to resist tripping each other up on the way to the top. {satire}

@PookyD81 IS this actually a clever & subtle advertisement because now i'm really going to head off to Sainsburys and buy a bottle to see what the fuss is all about 🤣🤣🤣🍷

This dog shit of a wine now has its own stand at the supermarket. If I see anyone I know buying some I will punch them in the face.

@richardintheuk This was a FORENSIC gathering 🤣

If Labour MPs really want to get rid of Keir Starmer, all they need to do is reveal the truth as to what happened in Durham.

@TheDryEdit_X @FightWithMemes AM I SUPPOSED TO CLICK THE SQUARES WITH THE LIGHT POLE OR JUST THE LIGHTS 😭😂

@FightWithMemes Every time I have to click on the squares with traffic lights, I start questioning if I even exist.

Ridiculous

Compilation of TikTok users crashing out over Reform today

kitty’s day trip to the safari/zoo park

Average Reform voter

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

Whatever Microsoft engineer decided to make the Teams status indicator change from green to yellow after two minutes of inactivity, come here. I just want to talk.

who forgot their switch on the bus😭😭