Tarquinius

Im in a funk rn and Ima boogie my way out 🕺🪩

@clockjunk Someone beat me to it

@TadhgCola I knew you would be right on the scene 🤣🤣

I cannot make this shit up

@FoxNews Ugly fuck

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Barron Trump, the son of President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump, turns 20 today.

@cherishtheeday Like I know I post a bunch of gross ironic blue humor shit but these freaks say the same jokes I’m saying about dildo explosions and eating butthole poop and it’s not a joke to them.

@cherishtheeday Gay Twitter is full of disgusting degenerates and after clicking on the tweet and seeing the replies, and then seeing the profiles irrespective of their position on this issue, makes me sympathize with the homophobic camp as a gay man myself. These people are fucking freaks.

@cherishtheeday No you’re too skinny now GET LIFTING

GHOULISH

@arepaderancho Even more of a reason to suck my own dick

NO CHUPEN SU PROPIA PIJA NO se siente como si te chuparan la pija SE SIENTE como si estuvieras chupando una pija REPITO, NO SE AUTOCHUPEN LA PIJA

Be a mess or stream BTS Me asf af:

@jpxan71 Le “Orange man bad” from a non-American 0 points

This look says it all… he’s a fucking disgrace to the last 250 years of American independence

@cherishtheeday @ifwecrash Why is she all squatted down like that on the side? I wanna look under and see the HOLE from underneath.

no es dificil

@blobjunk1455391 Okay well in that case we are both buying

@TadhgCola my form of payment is in my pants

DAMN I WANT BLONDIE TICKETS NOW

@blobjunk1455391 You’re buying!!!

@TadhgCola maybe we’ll get backstage passes and uh heh you know

@elonmusk You also have a shittier looking body than that

I don’t even smoke lol 💨

how it feels to still call this app twitter.

@Bandit161_ Thankfully, the actual Mystery Gang aren’t a bunch of retarded communists

Bringing back this classic. Shaggy has no mugshot, which implies he was never caught. He definitely went into hiding in Cuba or Algeria

Do you remember your 5th birthday?

The Andy Milonakis Show (2005)