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Breaking: APC, Una still Dey learn! Peter Obi clinches the NDC Presidential ticket with a whooping 44 million votes! 👏👏👏👏👏

Peter Obi should not go to court again. If he wins, let him stand as a winner and insist on his victory. No dilly-dally. Must be a do or die affair.

The Yorugbas ___cannibalism and cultism The Fulani —- alamajiri and terrorism The igbos —- nation builders.

@instablog9ja Chai Africans

Arsenal fans seen in church giving thanks to God for their EPL trophy win😊

@GbengaWemimo Stupid man who doesn't know his priorities

Husband has two laptops One was given to him as a Work from home tool by the foreign bank he is working with The other was his personal laptop with him he handles his personal business. Wife’s father died in Nigeria Husband was not given leave at work to travel abroad Wife was as given compassionate leave Wife pleads with husband to please show his face at the funeral Husband decided to take the risk He mirrored the office laptop to his personal laptop Left it connected in such a way that he can work on it remotely using his personal computer and travelled with the family to Nigeria for work Wife was aware of the risk the husband took The plan was to travel to Nigeria on Friday and return to London on Sunday They got to Nigeria The husband set up his personal laptop at the hotel so that if any work call or email comes in he would attend to it immediately It worked He was able to work remotely and he was in the UK on Saturday morning After this he went to the burial rites, greeted members of the family and paid his respects to all and sundry When he got back to their room he discovered his laptop was gone It was not stolen He could see from all the disconnections and wires lying around that his wife took it He rushed to the car and drove furiously to the wife’s parent’s house to ask her for his laptop When he got there, he saw that his wife had handed it over to her older brother who had connected it to some amplifiers to play some of their father’s Fåvourite music to entertain her family He didn’t think it would be proper to disrupt such a solemn family moment So he went back to the hotel and waited anxiously for them to be done and for his laptop to be returned. At almost midnight, the laptop was returned By then the husband has gotten two messages from his team lead asking him where he was because he missed some tasks and his laptop indicated that he was in Nigeria He reconnected his laptop and tried very hard to do some damage control. He was livid and he didn’t fail to say so to his wife According to the wife he said “You betrayed my trust, you took my work computer without regards for my sacrifices and well being to play music in loving memory of your father. You could have hired a DJ or bought a laptop somewhere in Lagos. You knew the risk I took to be at this event with you and you decide to expose me this way. You better pray I don’t lose my job over this. If I as much as get a query, this marriage is over” Wife said she didn’t think that far. Her brother asked her if she brought her laptop because he had carefully made a selection of their father’s Fåvourite songs on a flash drive and would like to play it at the house after the funeral while his friends and family member were still around to commiserate with their mother. She said she went to the room to see if she could borrow her husband’s laptop and met his absence. So she just took it. Innocent mistake. They got back to the UK and husband’s job was terminated. Husband is asking for a divorce Wife is saying jobs are replaceable, a marriage is not. How can an innocent mistake be the cause of their divorce? Husband says the wife has always been like that Lacking an understanding of boundaries and willing to throw anybody under the bus to get her desired result in anything she wanted to do. He had told her he couldn’t travel because his office didn’t permit him She prevailed on him to take the risk and then destroyed his carefully built wall of protection by removing the laptop from its connection Wife said she didn’t intend to do any harm. Just to play some music with the laptop Husband said wife is deflecting and moved out of their apartment Wife is asking what the big deal is…

The First Nigerian female to ever be arrested for drug trafficking was Iyabo Olorunkoya. The first President to be an Ex-Drug Convict was a Yoruba man Bola Ahmed Tinubu. The first two Nigerian males to be publicly involved with drug trafficking were two military officers: 1. Benjamin Adekunle. 2. Foluso Sotomi. First convicted kidnapper? You know already

@NecheXTech Says a 15yr old with 50mb borrowed data from the comfort of his squatting 1bed sharing facility

We Igbos must accept the brutal fact that so long as Nigeria is concerned we are completely irrelevant No person needs Igbo vote to become president of Nigeria. And the last time we won the election we were rigged out So why don't we focus on building the holy land of we Igbos and allow those who own Nigeria govern themselves Igbo presidency is a setback, a distraction and a statistically unachievable goal we must desist from Be Igbo and Igbo unapologetically.

@thetishbite_1 @Big_Mck Overtime you'd understand you are the very stupid fellow 😂

@Takebackour9ja @Big_Mck Lmao😹 Stupid and loud is such a bad combination. Did you see the clip at all?

No matter how corrupt you think Africa is, it will never get to America’s level of corruption in 5000 years. They are bringing fake guests on TV now to lie and defend evil policies. Ultra level deception. This is exactly how they create bots and sleeper cells to in other countries to defend American aggression against “own” countries.

@Officialchike This guy na whiner sha 😂..how old are you?so much immaturity even after knacking mature women..says a lot about your circle..

Bro Codes!

BREAKING NEWS: Abia State governor Alex Otti just signed Senior Citizens Bills into law. This Bill entitles any citizen of Abia State who's 60 years old and above, free monthly salary, free medical bills, and other benefits till death

Yesterday, May 19th, in Abuja, I attended the Presidential screening organised by our party, which took over two and a half hours. They carefully reviewed all my documents, including my degree certificates, NYSC credentials, and age declarations. During the process, I also addressed questions regarding my vision for a new Nigeria and the type of leadership our nation urgently needs right now. Following this, I was cleared and received the presidential nomination form I had previously paid for. I would like to commend the screening committee, led by former governor Sam Egwu, for their thorough and professional approach. Additionally, I appreciate our party's leadership for upholding the democratic process. A New Nigeria is POssible. - PO

@trigottista @McRaimex I read it a DEMON 👿

Stop spreading fake news This is not true!!!!!

@Officialchike Pity My Soul Verse 1 Empty rooms, heavy air I reach for you but you’re not there Shadows dance on the wall tonight Without your love, there’s no light

Whenever you are not in my corner I pity my soul

@DaddyTwinzz Na dem o

After making this post, the next day a Yoruba maths teacher was beheaded in his homeland (Yoruba land) by terrorists. What an irony 😭

@trigottista They think it's about the igbos .. 😂

From Yorugba mouths to Fulani’s ears

A Nation Losing Its HUMANITY. Some events shatter a society so deeply that words are no longer enough to express the shock; the brutal killing of a teacher and the horrific rape and murder of an elderly woman are among such tragedies. These are not isolated incidents but signs of deeper moral and social decay. How did we get here? How did we reach a point where teachers are hunted and killed, and the elderly—custodians of memory and wisdom—suffer such dehumanising violence? This is more than a security crisis; it is a failure of collective humanity. We have become desensitised, consuming tragedy briefly and moving on, allowing indifference to normalise the unacceptable. To the families affected, I share in your grief. But grief alone is not enough. We must demand accountability and urgent systemic change. If such atrocities no longer move us to action, then we risk losing our shared humanity. -PO

@Maya_leeke Lol 🤣

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They are crying in the timeline..small beheading..na today una know say na because of incompetent leadership?.. ndi ala..

@maxvayshia Dey play 😂

If you investigate now, you might just find that the teacher that was beheaded probably always supported this government and APC.