Tales & Trolls de Fútbol

Inside Pep’s bald head right now, Pep has already planned the announcement timing btw Win the cup? “One last dance before Bournemouth.” Lose the cup? “Let’s focus on Bournemouth.” That bald head hasn’t slept since Jan.

It makes no difference financially, unless you are in UCL. No other competition can provide you the financial net you need. It’s just namesake. As a journalist(although a self-proclaimed one) you should know better. Take a look at the money Napoli would have made this season and compare it with Villa who are in Europa league’s final.

Lowkey, I want Manchester City to win. No European football would make Chelsea have a headache financially.

@SeanDOlfc But for a club that didn’t win any PL titles as long as 30 years, the expectations of Liverpool fans are certainly off the roof. I say this as an arsenal fan, at times fans forget where they were a little too quickly, the standards they claim didn’t exist for a long time.

He’s so right about identity. Klopp created the blueprint for what Liverpool should be. You don’t have to be Klopp but you absolutely need to have his beliefs in how the game is played. You need to harness Anfield. You can’t change identities for every manager.

@TheAnfieldWrap How long before Salah calls Slot a bald fraud and hands him one way ticket to Turkey?

Quite a statement from Mo Salah on Instagram

@MoSalah Someone has to take his phone away, he is two sentences away from calling him a bald fraud.

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that. Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it. Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games. Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on. As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

@markgoldbridge IQ that low but yours will probably still end up lower.

Lewandowski to Man Utd at 38 has to be the most low IQ football take ever.

@brfootball England’s favourite team has scored. I still wonder if the Chelsea fans are sad or happy. You never know nowadays. They were sure very happy losing to city in the league.

ANTOINE SEMENYO PUTS MAN CITY AHEAD IN THE FA CUP FINAL 💥

@adamrowecomedy @LFC Once you develop a disconnect with the fan base, everything else is irrelevant. Same reason Ange was sacked despite winning Europa and Assuring Champions league football for spurs.

Bottom line is lads; nobody wants him @LFC Even if all of your number crunching is right and he’s the best manager in the world; without a connected and devoted fanbase - he’s got no chance. And you should know that by now. So swallow your calculators and do the right thing.

9/16 players is such nasty work and a blatant attempt to manipulate data. Only 11/31 times have been won by players who didn’t win the league. KDB had 33 G/A, only 4 of those were set-pieces. Finished 2nd in the league, played SF of FA cup. Suarez had 31 non-penalty goals. Need I say more? Won the European golden Boot too. Just say you are biased and move on, this attempt to justify a bad decision is pathetic.

"This guy's created more chances than the ENTIRETY of Europe!" 💫 Should Bruno Fernandes WIN the PFA Premier League player of the year award? 🔴🏆 #SaturdaySocial

@Jack_Gaughan Rat of an individual behaved in a dick like fashion. Obviously it was great value. 👍🏻

Bernardo Silva’s final newspaper interview as a Man City player And he was great value dailymail.com/sport/football…

Have never been big on fans questioning mentality/mindset of elite athletes but scenes like this begs the question, how wrong do some of these players go? Like, how bad it actually is? Sancho/Duran/Pogba/Rashford just to name a few from recent years. Cazorla/Matic/Modric/Coleman/Young etc etc are the torchbearers of passion and professionalism. How unprofessional are the ones who fail to capitalize on their potential?

🇪🇸❤️ Just look at the standing ovation that Santi Cazorla (41) received at the Bernabeu. Even Carvajal and Bellingham applauded him. 👏

@RohanJivanAFC Arteta had earlier admitted that he regrets not making tactical goalkeeper substitutions during the middle of games. I just want to know which games is he talking about. How bad does someone have to be, for your manager to question norms of football🤣

Mental how Arteta previously said that he wanted Raya in 2020. Club saw the potential three years before we actually acquired him.

@FabrizioRomano strange that none of the dutch managers have an ounce of accountability in them. Eric Ten Hag loved to compare his trophies with Pep. Now him, is it a theme or what?

🚨 Arne Slot message to Liverpool fans: “I can understand at this moment in time they don’t have confidence that things can be much better next season… …but I think they are underestimating what a transfer window can do, what a new start can do… I think we know quite well what we have to improve”.

@Matt_Law_DT Is he applying the same logic here or has something changed?

Chelsea aim to land new head coach within days of FA Cup final amid Alonso optimism. Plus a big read on the five-man football leadership team - what they do, Chelsea’s faith in them and why they’re in line for pay cuts #cfc telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@SkySportsNews How long before he reminds everyone that he won a PL last season? So he has basically outperformed/overshadowed Klopp and his legacy.

"Damaging" Arne Slot on Liverpool's Champions League hopes with the prospect of Liverpool needing a result on the final day of the season to secure a top-five finish 🔴

@FabrizioRomano They scored 0 goals. Genius of Slot doesn’t consider Set-Pieces.

🚨 Arne Slot: “We have conceded far too many goals, but we didn't score enough goals… …but two goals away at Villa Park is NOT bad”.

@pranav_m28 Isak's fitness record pre-Newcastle should have been a huge red flag. But they probably looked at him as "WIN NOW" player rather than a project signing. Declining years of Salah/VVD combined with new firepower should have been enough in theory.

On Isak: my opinion has always been the same. It’s not his quality that is the concern. It’s his availability. People think our recruitment department is immune to mistakes. But we have faced this issue with players in the past as well (Keita).

@DaveOCKOP is he the Eni Aluko of football managers?

Arne Slot: "We have conceded far too many goals, but we didn't score enough goals. But two away at Villa Park is not bad." (Sky)

@SamueILFC Don't worry, when trio of Isak, Ekitike and Wirtz finally click, it's wrap time for rest of the league. Ohhh!! sorry, didn't realise the season is already over. nvm.

I can accept this is pound 4 pound the worst title defence in Premier League history.

@DrRitzyy this is the kind of content I want before the game. None of that "look at me, I am so nervous" gimmick.

Arsenal at home against newly promoted opposition since the start of 2021/22.

@FabrizioRomano @BeanymanSports someday when humanity learns to dissect truth from deception, Pep's brain will be the most valued commodity. So much mystery, nobody know if he is being serious or a troll.

🚨 Pep Guardiola: “Luke Shaw is one of my favorite players”. @BeanymanSports 🎥