Talla Hopper

This morning, we had a stag casually waiting for the train at Glenfinnan.🦌🦌🦌

How to make a career grifting: Step One: have no fucking clue about a subject in ancient history. Don’t read any journals or literature. Don’t go to school. Step two: go as a tourist to these ancient sites and film ancient wonders of the world that everyone knows are truly remarkable. Step Three: act super surprised that you have no fucking clue how these places were built, because you have no education on the subject and truly don’t. “hOw DiD tHeY dO iT?” Step Four: Declare that all the experts (that you haven’t bothered reading) also don’t know how these sites were built or when they were built and tell the audience that they “are hiding things” to “keep a narrative” for some reason, despite that “narrative” constantly changing over the centuries. Step Four: Offer the most outlandish possible answers for these structures straight from the depths of your assholes with 0 evidence at all. Like: “it was a power plant” or “the orbs levitated the blocks and used lasers” or maybe, “aliens”. Step Five: let the money, ad revenue, sponsors and podcast invites pile up! You did it! You have made money and a career of misinforming the public and causing mass hysteria!

walked up the quiraing today and stumbled upon some filming lol. henry cavill and russell crowe were preparing for a take (so far we had only seen vague signs of film crew/equipment wherever we went the past few days so this was indeed very funny)