Jessica by the lake

@NickLongo If he filled the hall to 2200 capacity he paid $66 a head for that rally.

Things like this tend to happen for people who live in Connecticut but run for the Senate in Pennsylvania.

@elonmusk Probably should give you anymore grant money.

America is going bankrupt btw

@WallStreetApes Trump was in NJ boasting about now having the tallest building in. He has always been a coward.

Quick Reminder How The DNC Handles Tragedy - Joe Biden spent 9/11 hiding in a bunker - Kamala Harris spent it with her boyfriend Montel Willimas - Donald Trump spent 9/11 marching into a war zone of fire & ashes with an army of his own men to save Americans Vote accordingly.

@thejackhopkins Don’t feel so confident. If Biden is not on the Ohio ballot he may already have lost.

For what it’s worth, I don’t think the November election will be close at all. I’m not “hoping” for this. I believe, with every fiber of my being, that President Biden mops the floor with Donald Trump, beating him by a bigger margin than last time. I have no doubt. And, we all want to be part of it. We all want to be able to say, “One of those votes…was mine!”

@elonmuskADO No

@TrueFactsStated Trump appointee=trump employee

We want to make another pass at taking on Judge Cannon. Need max seven words we can get away with saying on a billboard. Short and sharp. Go.

@latimes Lefty loosy

NASA finally figures out how to open a $1-billion canister latimes.com/science/story/…

@RVAwonk I have never heard of tipping a gas station attendant. But I can tell you, jersey girls don’t pump gas!

Ok so what’s the deal with tipping gas station attendants in NJ? I’d feel like a complete a$$hole if I didn’t tip, but also, like, I would rather just be pumping my own gas in the first place and it’s annoying that I am forced to let someone else do what I very capable of doing.

@ZoeBoukalik @yashar Yep. My school too. And we all know Tulane has a large Jewish student body. This was meant to provoke conflict.

This was at Tulane University today… When you wrap your face in a keffiyeh like this you know exactly what you’re doing…you know the kind of image you’re trying to project. When you attempt to light the Israeli flag on fire, you know exactly what you’re doing. And to be clear, there’s nothing wrong with a keffiyeh or Palestinian flag on their own.

@JakeSherman Oh, would you look at that. The tiger ate my face.

OK, so here's McCarthy's current status. House Rs expected to have 219 House Ds expected to have 208 That would be 214 to remove McCarthy. So McCarthy can only lose 5 votes. Biggs, Gaetz, Good, Crane, Rosendale and Burchett have said they will vote against McCarthy. That's six right there. Buck, Mace, Mills, Spartz and Davidson have all voted against tabling. McCarthy is in deep trouble.

@BlackKnight10k But if he is the nominee he could win. And that should scare the crap out of you. And there is no guarantee we are safe from the GOP. Don’t rest.

For the record, Trump has hit the ceiling for his popularity. His approval will never be higher than today. It only goes down from here. It will go down at trial, and bottom out after a conviction. Yet he'll run away with the GOP nomination. They're going to put forward the most unpopular presidential candidate in modern history. And when he loses 2024 by 10+ million votes, he won't have a path to escape prison and it will be over for the Republican party.

@mckaycoppins I like that Jews favor atheists. Coming from a family of Jewish atheists this makes perfect sense.

A fascinating (and kind of hilarious) finding in this Pew survey: Mormons are among the least popular religious groups in America. They are also the only group that expresses a net favorable opinion of *every other group,* including Muslims and atheists. pewresearch.org/religion/2023/…

@lindsaywise @StevenTDennis Term or sentence?

Santos has a new pin: “I heart congressional term limits”

@DWUhlfelderLaw Florida's problem now.

Caption this

@joshtpm Not sure pointing to teachings of Jesus is a good way to influence Jewish people?

Elon Musk high fiving Kanye's demands that Jews forgive Hitler, see the best in him. This is shortly before Kanye posted a graphic of a Star of David with a Swastika inside it.

@stuartpstevens @OleMissFB That’s funny, my grandmother was also married 5 times but one of them was twice. Widowed 4 times and lived to 103.

My grandmother was married five times but was quick to point out she never married the same guy twice. I feel the same about @OleMissFB and Hugh Freeze.

@elonmusk Like the cat that caught the bird. Won’t be long before it’s dead.

the bird is freed

@mattyglesias These people obviously never met my mother. She is truly the exception to the stereotype.

@mannyfidel @kenklippenstein it’s Florida!! The is no limit.

i did not think this story could get any scummier and i gotta keep it real i'm a dumbass for that