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😂 Xi Jinping sat on a tall chair while Trump was given a shorter chair with a soft cushion so he sinks & appears smaller than Xi China humiliated Trump in front of the world. Just look at his scowl!

@selinatasnim1 Claude

An Anthropic engineer literally stopped me at a coffee shop because of what was on my screen. I was sitting there testing my Polymarket AI system. He glanced once. Then again. Finally he asked: “Wait… what exactly is this setup?” I told him: • Claude Code • a few open-source repos • less than $25/month That’s it. He pulled up a chair immediately. Turns out he worked on Anthropic’s agent team. Then I showed him what the system was doing. 86 MILLION trades analyzed. Every wallet. Every entry. Every exit. Every profitable behavior pattern. One simple prompt: “Find wallets with 100+ trades and 70%+ win rate. Rank them by profit.” Claude scanned 14,000 wallets in minutes. Returned only 47. The top wallets outperformed almost everyone else combined. He looked at the screen and said: “This isn’t normal analytics anymore.” And that was only phase one. The second system scraped hundreds of live Polymarket markets in real time. Claude filtered: • liquidity gaps • timing opportunities • whale activity • spread inefficiencies 500 markets instantly became 35 high-quality setups. Most trades were rejected automatically before I even saw them. Then one trade closed live. +$84. He asked: “How does it decide entries?” 3 separate AI agents: • arbitrage • convergence • whale-copying No shared memory. 2 agents agree = full position 1 agrees = smaller size No agreement = no trade That consensus logic alone removed a huge percentage of bad trades. Then came the exit strategy. The smartest wallets almost never hold until settlement. So the bot exits before they do. Profit targets trigger on: • expected move completion • unusual volume spikes Basically: It follows smart money… then exits ahead of the crowd. He stared at the terminal for a second. “How much did you start with?” $200. 27 days ago. Current balance: $14,300. 271 trades. 74% win rate. Fully automated. Before leaving he said: “This is extremely close to the scenarios our internal teams simulate.” The craziest part? The entire stack costs less than Netflix. AI isn’t just replacing workflows anymore. It’s replacing entire trading teams. Comment “Claude” and I’ll send the framework.

Hey Keir. You will never read this. I’m just a tiny press photog account. I’ll write it anyway. No, you shouldn’t resign. Yes, you should get on with the job you were elected for. But do meet with Greens & Libdems, they are not your enemy - fight together against the far right.

Right, you Reform voting fuckwits, here’s your leader, @Nigel_Farage trying to appear like an ordinary bloke down the pub with a pint in one hand and a copy of the Sun in the other. Here’s a few facts for you. 1 He is the son of a well known stockbroker. 2 He was a Dulwich schoolboy. 3 He worked in the City for 18 years mostly as a commodities broker. 4 A billionaire has recently given him £5 million, others have donated huge sums too. So, do really think he gives a flying fuck about you or your life? No, of course he doesn’t. In fact, you are little more than excrement under his feet and you are such a thick piece of shit you cannot even see it. He is USING you. I despair.

Hilarious video that shows none of the Reform voters know any of Reform's policies.

Reform UK were rejected by more than 70% of voters yesterday, and the media is treating the result as terminal for Labour while almost entirely ignoring the fact that most people said no to the hatred, the division and the bigotry. That is the actual story.

Dear Reform voters who can’t afford their gas bill. Can’t afford their food bill. Can’t afford their rent. Nigel Farage, millionaire funded by billionaires, is not going to help you You dumb fucks.

And just like that, the very wealthiest party in the U.K. backed by foreign billionaires is supported by the very poorest members of society who dislike foreigners. You couldn’t make this shit up.

55 seats declared in scotland and reform have won zero... well done scotland

Wishing a Happy Birthday to Sir David Attenborough. Thank you for the knowledge, passion, and hope you’ve passed on to all of us. Celebrate 100 years of Sir David Attenborough with Ocean with David Attenborough on @DisneyPlus and @hulu

Fun Fact: I hate AI videos and don’t post them, unless they show Trump getting the shit kicked out of him, especially by JESUS CHRIST. With great satisfaction, here’s this gem. Enjoy!

“Years of discomfort disappeared in just 30 seconds.” 🕒🐳

Donald Trump and Republicans have tried to rig the 2026 midterms. Today in Virginia, voters sent them a clear message: The power is with the people.

Donald Trump says he is not very happy with Australia. I think I speak for many Australians when I say, who gives a shit?

Virginia, if you haven’t done it already, make a plan to vote YES on the redistricting referendum. You can vote early by April 18 or on Election Day, April 21. Find your polling place at IWillVote.com/VA.

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 WAKE THE FUCK UP USA!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Donald Trump is a radical international terrorist and war criminal. He’s killing our brave troops and is a MURDERER! IMPEACH, CONVICT AND ARREST HIM NOW!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Every time I see Hegseth lie about his unnecessary useless war, badmouth the media and then quote the Bible, I wanna punch him in his arrogant fucking face.

This is my Tesla Model Y in the UK. It already has all the hardware and software needed to drive itself under my supervision - making it dramatically safer than any regular car on our roads. Yet @transportgovuk, @Heidi_Alexander and the Vehicle Certification Agency have still not approved it for use here. It’s like having seatbelts fitted in the car… but the government won’t let you use them. This technology is already working safely in other countries around the world. Why are UK drivers and other road users being held back from a safer future? Enough with the delays already - follow the @RDWnl lead and get this approved. #Tesla #ModelY #FSD #FullSelfDriving #UKAutonomous @elonmusk

Pam Bondi didn’t show up for her hearing today, despite our subpoena. We’re going to begin contempt proceedings. It’s time to hold these people accountable to the laws we passed in Congress.