Chris 🕷🐦
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Chris 🕷🐦
@imageplotter
London based photographer
The Big Smoke Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Exclusive Senior Adviser to Melania Trump Marc Beckman: "I believe that our First Lady -- the current First Lady Melania Trump -- is the single most consequential First Lady in the history of our nation ... it is fair to argue she's had more impact on the peace process between Ukraine and Russia ... "
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@rickyboleto Aww. Might be a first time parent not yet sure what to do? Or the egg isn't viable? Nesting there won't work. Maybe try to put the egg in an old hat with some straw or cloths in a sheltered high up spot. Failing that, they could audition with @WoolwichPigeon 's flock. 😉
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Help! 🕊️ A pair of tagged racing pigeons has landed in our neighbour’s garden and one has just laid an egg! 😳 What do we do? #pigeons

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@imageplotter 😅 - Not sure what kind of truck it is, but given the heat, I hope it's at least blowing out some cool air!
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@SimonCalder Well done. You are now officially a cat lady, Simon. Happens to the best.
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@spitroastpete @CountBinface Let’s hope so. I suspect he doesn’t want the hard work and responsibility of becoming a PM anyway even if he was to win another constituency, it‘s probably Jenrick who really craves that job. But they do want more power now and Reform may need him to stand again
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@imageplotter @CountBinface According to Gemini
The Bottom Line: Leaving Parliament pauses the clock, but re-entering Parliament restarts it. Farage could not use a future re-election to bypass or outrun an active standards investigation.
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I’d love for @CountBinface to win the Clacton by-election, with Farage looking like a twat. But isn‘t that what he wants? To lose & no longer be under scrutiny from the Parly Standards committee, then re-emerge grabbing a seat just b4 the next GE? How can that be prevented?
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@implausibleblog William will likely go
anyway as an FA representative. I am
pretty sure the king would not show his face at a football game. Starmer is still the premier until at least Monday. I see no problem with that, would be weird if Burnham went before the handover.
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@imageplotter If he was still PM, sure, but he's resigned
I'd prefer if the King of William went instead
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@pussinpjs Well done, Linda! All the very Best for the journey forward.
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@JomTones12 I wonder if Ray Ban tried to sponsor this front page. 😉 (he is wearing their glasses)
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In what they're describing as the second most Telegraph move ever, this Monday's Telegraph front page photo is not of Jannik Sinner lifting the Wimbledon trophy but...Prince George watching the tennis???

Tom (They/Them) 🏳️🌈 🇺🇦@JomTones12
In what they're describing as the most Telegraph move ever, the Sunday Telegraph's front page photo is not of Linda Noskova lifting the Venus Rosewater dish but of Kate Middleton holding it.
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@FrauBooka I really hope this madness will stop. It's impossible to keep up for the person, in this case Catherine, (and will stress them out), and it sets completely unrealistic examples to young women, too.
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@imageplotter Catherine mania is crazy and very annoying
On the front of every magazine always looking the same
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I agree. And somehow, I should think Catherine might well agree, too.
J@pigglymoon
Can someone explain why this woman is on front page holding a trophy won by another woman who is not even in the picture? 🙄 Ridiculous!
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@BollingKeith @dave43law @LeeJone50103071 Who knows. I don’t want to speculate. Don‘t know her and she is not involved.
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@imageplotter @dave43law @LeeJone50103071 Poor Farage! I wonder if his mum is despairing about how her son has turned out….not the politics just his less than photogenic face!
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Been saying this for a couple of days
He has until 4pm Friday to decide
Moyra Grant@moyra_grant
Are the bookies laying any odds on this one?
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