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Chris 🕷🐦

@imageplotter

London based photographer

The Big Smoke Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Aaron Rupar
Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
Exclusive Senior Adviser to Melania Trump Marc Beckman: "I believe that our First Lady -- the current First Lady Melania Trump -- is the single most consequential First Lady in the history of our nation ... it is fair to argue she's had more impact on the peace process between Ukraine and Russia ... "
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Laserbrille 💚
Laserbrille 💚@Laserbrille·
Friedrich Merz: "Ich bin unzufrieden mit der Atmosphäre, die in Deutschland herrscht." Die Atmosphäre, die in Deutschland herrscht:
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Chris 🕷🐦@imageplotter·
@rickyboleto Aww. Might be a first time parent not yet sure what to do? Or the egg isn't viable? Nesting there won't work. Maybe try to put the egg in an old hat with some straw or cloths in a sheltered high up spot. Failing that, they could audition with @WoolwichPigeon 's flock. 😉
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Ricky Boleto
Ricky Boleto@rickyboleto·
Help! 🕊️ A pair of tagged racing pigeons has landed in our neighbour’s garden and one has just laid an egg! 😳 What do we do? #pigeons
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Farrukh
Farrukh@implausibleblog·
@imageplotter 😅 - Not sure what kind of truck it is, but given the heat, I hope it's at least blowing out some cool air!
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Farrukh
Farrukh@implausibleblog·
Truck with giant fans at the Bastille Day Parade 👏
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Chris 🕷🐦@imageplotter·
@SimonCalder Well done. You are now officially a cat lady, Simon. Happens to the best.
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Simon Calder
Simon Calder@SimonCalder·
I am not given to posting pictures of cats, but on my current Greek island-hopping trip this exceptionally long creature in the shade on Naxos insisted that I did.
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Sam
Sam@SamCKx·
Incredibly emotional scenes as Reform UK leader, Nigel Farage, pays impromptu tribute to legendary actor, Sam Neill, who passed away at the age of 78.
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Chris 🕷🐦@imageplotter·
@elhotzo You can take the Friedrich out of Sauerland, but you can never take the Sauerland out of Friedrich.
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E L H O T Z O
E L H O T Z O@elhotzo·
Deutsche, wenn sie bei ihrer halbjährlichen Fahrt in einem öffentlichen Verkehrsmittel bemerken, dass sie dabei in Kontakt mit Ärmeren kommen könnten
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Chris 🕷🐦@imageplotter·
@spitroastpete @CountBinface Let’s hope so. I suspect he doesn’t want the hard work and responsibility of becoming a PM anyway even if he was to win another constituency, it‘s probably Jenrick who really craves that job. But they do want more power now and Reform may need him to stand again
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Tarka Dhall.@spitroastpete·
@imageplotter @CountBinface According to Gemini The Bottom Line: Leaving Parliament pauses the clock, but re-entering Parliament restarts it. Farage could not use a future re-election to bypass or outrun an active standards investigation.
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Chris 🕷🐦@imageplotter·
I’d love for @CountBinface to win the Clacton by-election, with Farage looking like a twat. But isn‘t that what he wants? To lose & no longer be under scrutiny from the Parly Standards committee, then re-emerge grabbing a seat just b4 the next GE? How can that be prevented?
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Chris 🕷🐦@imageplotter·
@implausibleblog William will likely go anyway as an FA representative. I am pretty sure the king would not show his face at a football game. Starmer is still the premier until at least Monday. I see no problem with that, would be weird if Burnham went before the handover.
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Farrukh
Farrukh@implausibleblog·
@imageplotter If he was still PM, sure, but he's resigned I'd prefer if the King of William went instead
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Farrukh@implausibleblog·
2024: Keir Starmer, "We need to clean up politics... I will restore standards in public life with a total crackdown on cronyism" 2026: The Times, "Keir Starmer plans last-minute dash to World Cup final"
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Farrukh@implausibleblog·
If England end up in the finals, should Keir Starmer go and represent the country?
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Binface Fan Community
Binface Fan Community@BinfaceFanComm·
On Our way to Clacton. It's time to take out the trash. Bindipendence day is upon us. Vote binface for clacton.
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Sir Michael Take CBE
Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·
🎵 Any time you're Devon way, Any evening, any day, You'll find us all Doin' the Farage walk. Oy! 🎵
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linda holmes
linda holmes@pussinpjs·
Today i had my last chemotherapy cycle, rang the bell and had my picc line out. Next steps dexa,scan and radiotherapy mapping appointment
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Chris 🕷🐦@imageplotter·
@JomTones12 I wonder if Ray Ban tried to sponsor this front page. 😉 (he is wearing their glasses)
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Tom (They/Them) 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦
In what they're describing as the second most Telegraph move ever, this Monday's Telegraph front page photo is not of Jannik Sinner lifting the Wimbledon trophy but...Prince George watching the tennis???
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Tom (They/Them) 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦@JomTones12

In what they're describing as the most Telegraph move ever, the Sunday Telegraph's front page photo is not of Linda Noskova lifting the Venus Rosewater dish but of Kate Middleton holding it.

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Chris 🕷🐦@imageplotter·
@FrauBooka I really hope this madness will stop. It's impossible to keep up for the person, in this case Catherine, (and will stress them out), and it sets completely unrealistic examples to young women, too.
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Chris 🕷🐦@imageplotter·
@lu_eder Eh, nee, das lieber doch nicht. Die Sauce gerne aber Schweinebauch tue ich meinem Magen/Darm Trakt nicht an.
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Doktor Eder
Doktor Eder@lu_eder·
Hong Shao Rou (红烧肉) - in Karamell, Ingwer, Knoblauch, Sternanis, Zimt und Sojasauce rot geschmorter Schweinebauch - Maos Leibgericht. Essen, jetze!
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Sam Neill
Sam Neill@TwoPaddocks·
Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.
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