Andrew Meloy

@asda had a delivery yesterday with about 20items missing. Called customer services straight away as looked like a tray was missing. They said no other items for my delivery. I was told to request a refund online. Today got an email saying refund rejected. Why?

This dinner lady says she cries going into work - because she has to deny children school lunch.

@Arsenal The last time you won the league I won X Factor. You're more embarrassing than my career. Chancers.

After long 16yrs finally the wait is over our dreams have come true bak in the premier league come on @LUFC Congratulations to ElLoco an the Boys absolutely proud.#MOT 💛🤍💙@andrearadri

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Dennis Bergkamp's first touch was a joke.

Hi @WillShuRoo, what's @Deliveroo's policy on cold food being delivered? Your T&Cs online don't cover it. I spent £32 on two burgers and fries, and was offered a £10 refund. I would never have agreed to spend £22 for cold burger and fries, so how is this legal?

🙌 @Patrick_Bamford

@activitysstore I get that I should renew before the expiry, but is hoping that customers don’t renew in time, so you get something for nothing, a key part of your business plan?

#nlabikeproject Please RT folks. This is a great project and needs your support.

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Hi @root66, my gran Bridget is a big cricket fan and will be avidly watching all winter. Any chance of a Happy Birthday video message please

When @AlunWynJones is singing your name, you know you're doing something right! #AllForOne #LionsNZ2017 👏 @maroitoje

Hi @PhoenixClapham, could I reserve a table for 4 for tomorrow's quiz please?

@flatironsteak hi, are you still selling the cleavers?

@lambeth_council planing works at midnight on a Sunday on Clapham Road/Union Road?! May call the police regarding the disturbance

Hi @__McQueen__ , what's the dealio for NYE with @lovelylaurasax ? Do you have tables/areas available for reservations?

@tessdavies @rjfreeman1985 @Eazy_Li doesn't sound like a beach or a party anymore though