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@SomaKazima2 Saw them in Baltimore. AMAZING! And yes pls! We need new music!

Man if they don't go hug it out in the studio next!

@dekunlz @notcapnamerica When he was 5 my bedtime-avoidant son (who went to a Christiam elem school) asked me “How tall was Jesus?”

I put my Son to bed an hour ago and he just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders

@BellePriveAtl Seasoned with the concept of seasoning. 😆😆😆😆

The song didn’t need to go that hard 😂

@spaventa7 @Phillies 😂😂😂😂😂 this though!

@Phillies Please option Taijuan to Taiwan

Prior to tonight’s game against the Atlanta Braves, the Phillies announced the following roster moves: Infielder/outfielder Felix Reyes had his contract selected from Triple-A Lehigh Valley and will wear No. 29 Right-handed pitcher Seth Johnson was recalled from Triple-A Lehigh Valley Right-handed pitcher Jhoan Duran was placed on the 15-day injured list (retro to 4/15) with a left oblique strain Infielder/outfielder Otto Kemp was optioned to Triple-A Lehigh Valley Outfielder Pedro León was released

@ThrillaRilla369 “The world will never know.”

If you understand this then you have gray hair and we can be friends

Who gon telll her

@throwbackscrave @deray Roast his ass queen!

Joe Rogan: "They all do the same move they drop down and do the splits." Miley Cyrus: "That's what I think when i'm watching your shows too, all the same stuff." She didn’t stutter 😭

@Bruce_Cares FIREY PITS!! 😭😭😭😭

First meal of the season for our girl

@FreshBrewdBeats Aaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

@bitedesires He’s never even played the Paper or the Scissor…

i know who’s NOT

@otokyo__ @solomonmissouri

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@thecindynoir No. It was ok.

I need yall to be real with me. Was one battle after another THAT good…?! #oscar

@KeruboSk Who gets in the bed with day dirt on them? EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Apparently there are people who shower at night instead of the morning. I genuinely want to understand this. Night shower people… explain yourselves

If this does not anger you, you are anti-Democracy and anti-America. apple.news/AevBvrVnHQsqSW…

@DepressedDETN I really feel this after the Summer Olympics!

Once the Olympics is over it’s back to fuck this place lmaooooo

@KingAmongst_Men “I saw the boat but I…..” 😫 TAKE GRANDMA HOME NEOWWWWWW

They don’t need to surprise her anymore.

@jemelehill Literally too much to ask, I fear.

Is it too much to ask that the president actually practice a tiny bit of tact, respect, and I dunno … behave like he’s actually the leader of the most powerful country in the world?

@rodimusprime What his name is, then?

One thing about Black people we gone call this man "Walter Goggins."

@CurttiMagurtti LMAO!! And my dad (81) calls Chipotle “Chickapokie”

THIS IS FRYING MEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Swinemybrutha1 “Maa a a a a a a aaaannn” 😭😭😭😭

Gen-X music was messy af 😂 😂 😂 😂